Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot

[Outcast107]

Those eyes....their...they per into my soul!

It looks like it is staring into my soul. 0.o

hivemind

One of us...One of us..
(but really, I like the idea of kinect, I just hope everything works like they said it would xD)

 

[FungiGamer]

Now stare into Kenny Kinect's eyes and profess your undying love for Microsoft lest he consume your soul.

NEVER! *makes cross out of Wiimotes to ward the demon plastic away*

 

[kouriichi]

GAH!!! NOOOO!!! My heart is melting!! CURSE YOU KINECT!!
*dead*

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Awww so cute.

I really am wondering what's behind that smile though.

 

[dickseverywhere]

I'd hate to see what happens when this guy meets Weegee...

your nightmare, sir

Spoiler: snip

That isn't cute...


This is cute!

That is in no way cute.
OT: well im getting kinect just so kenny knows he has a freind.

knew i couldn't be the only one that found dogfaces creepy.

 

[Orenji]

It isn't that bad, actually.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Don't ask me why but I looked at the picture and played GLaDOS' voice in my head.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

While it is creepy, I find it interesting. I am hoping I can get a Kinect not long after launch.

Do I get to punch it? Punching that thing would be soooo worth the price of admission.

Of course if you kill Kenny Kinect, I would have to go with the South Park joke.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

While it is creepy, I find it interesting. I am hoping I can get a Kinect not long after launch.

Do I get to punch it? Punching that thing would be soooo worth the price of admission.

Of course if you kill Kenny Kinect, I would have to go with the South Park joke.

 

[Delusibeta]

Yikes. Microsoft are really rubbish at this "cute" thing.

 

[Swifteye]

Looks like face from Nick Jr.

BRRBRRBRRRRRR! I think that's the sound he made along with some sort of giggle.

 

[Elesar]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii​

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Puh-lease. I read kawaiinot [http://www.kawaiinot.com/]. This is strictly amateur hour.

O.O

Please don't hurt me.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Right. Because when I think cute I obviously think "Soul devouring eldritch thing" I'm to lazy to take much less post a picture of the kitten in the other room

 

[Twilight_guy]

I... can't stop looking... into the eyes.... must... buy.... kinetic... must buy... must... kinetic.... brains... kinetic...

That's actually a pretty cute little mascot but I'm not sure if Microsoft's stand-in shape default tool is really a news worthy subject.

 

[thezeus18]

 

[Daft Sikes]

*stares at Kenny*
"Hi! I'm Kenny! Will you be my friend?"
"..."
*stomps the hell out of it and proceeds to burns the remains*
"You...will never hurt anyone again!"

 

[SmugFrog]

Kenny's face is plastered on a calibration card that's included in the box of various Kinect titles.

Will Kenny be sold seperately for those that continually lose things?

 

[Travdelosmuertos]

MS figured out that little girls and moms find nothing cuter than a tarepanda. I blame Kinectimals and all the shovelware thats about to hit us for little kids.

On a slightly related note, fuck Kinect for ruining my xbox dashboard.

 

[Kaymish]

its not that cute i could easily go back to beating puppies after calibrating a kinect