Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot

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FungiGamer

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Tom Goldman said:
Now stare into Kenny Kinect's eyes and profess your undying love for Microsoft lest he consume your soul.
NEVER! *makes cross out of Wiimotes to ward the demon plastic away*
 

dickseverywhere

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Mackheath said:
I'd hate to see what happens when this guy meets Weegee...
your nightmare, sir


imnotparanoid said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That isn't cute...


This is cute!

That is in no way cute.
OT: well im getting kinect just so kenny knows he has a freind.
knew i couldn't be the only one that found dogfaces creepy.
 

Sonic Doctor

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While it is creepy, I find it interesting. I am hoping I can get a Kinect not long after launch.

Chibz said:
Do I get to punch it? Punching that thing would be soooo worth the price of admission.
Of course if you kill Kenny Kinect, I would have to go with the South Park joke.
 

Sonic Doctor

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While it is creepy, I find it interesting. I am hoping I can get a Kinect not long after launch.

Chibz said:
Do I get to punch it? Punching that thing would be soooo worth the price of admission.
Of course if you kill Kenny Kinect, I would have to go with the South Park joke.
 

MR.Spartacus

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Right. Because when I think cute I obviously think "Soul devouring eldritch thing" I'm to lazy to take much less post a picture of the kitten in the other room
 

Twilight_guy

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I... can't stop looking... into the eyes.... must... buy.... kinetic... must buy... must... kinetic.... brains... kinetic...

That's actually a pretty cute little mascot but I'm not sure if Microsoft's stand-in shape default tool is really a news worthy subject.
 

Daft Sikes

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*stares at Kenny*
"Hi! I'm Kenny! Will you be my friend?"
"..."
*stomps the hell out of it and proceeds to burns the remains*
"You...will never hurt anyone again!"
 

SmugFrog

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Tom Goldman said:
Kenny's face is plastered on a calibration card that's included in the box of various Kinect titles.
Will Kenny be sold seperately for those that continually lose things?
 

Travdelosmuertos

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MS figured out that little girls and moms find nothing cuter than a tarepanda. I blame Kinectimals and all the shovelware thats about to hit us for little kids.

On a slightly related note, fuck Kinect for ruining my xbox dashboard.
 

Kaymish

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its not that cute i could easily go back to beating puppies after calibrating a kinect :)