King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[Agent Cross]

You see this. Yeah. It's a gun!

But that's not important.

*slaps off the hill*

It's only important if you matter. And you don't.

 

[username sucks]

DID YOU JUST SLAP ME? ONLY A TRUE BADASS WOULD SLAP MR TORGUE!

TO TEST YOUR BADASSITUDE, YOU MUST FIGHT THE BADASSASAURUS REX WHILE I DELIVER BADASS COMMENTARY!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Man, that Badassasaurus Rex is pretty badass. Its name does mean "King Badass Dinosaur".

Maybe if I knock it into next Tuesday, I will be at the level of Mr. Torgue, all before the agent wakes back up.

*knocks Badassasaurus Rex into next Tuesday*

Now, explosion time.

 

[username sucks]

NOW THAT WAS BADASS! BUT I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MOST BADASS PART! WHEN THE BADASSASAURUS IS DEFEATED, IT SPLITS INTO MILLIONS OF GIANT

[HEADING=1]EXPPPLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSIOONNSSS!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[kailus13]

And while everyone's distracted by the explosions, I sneak around and claim the hill in secret.

 

[username sucks]

A PONY STOLE THE HILL WHILE EVERYTHING WAS EXPLODING?! PLOT TWIST!

SINCE YOU WERE SUCH A COWARD THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO APPRECIATE THE EXPLOSIONS, I AM GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR PLOT-TWISTING FACE.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Them was cool explosions. Now, to help explode the plot-twistin' pony.

*KA-BOOM!*

50% MORE CALCIUM IN EVERY EXPLOSION!

 

[username sucks]

EXPLOSIONS AS PART OF A HEALTY DIET! THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BADASSADILLO AND MR. TOOOOOORRRGUE!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I like that... Badassadillo...

Now, we just need a flimsy excuse for more gratuitous explosions...

 

[username sucks]

OH, I KNOW! I'LL ARM MY ENGINEERS WITH HIGH-EXPLOSIVE TORGUE WEAPONRY, AND TELL THEM TO TRY AND KILL US! WE CAN BLOW THEM UP AND TAKE THIER GUNS FOR MORE EXPLOSIONS!

I MAY LOSE MY WHOLE WORKFORCE IN A MATTER OF MINUTES, BUT WHO THE HELL CARES, ANYWAY?!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Aww yeah... alright, lock and load. It's ON!

 

[username sucks]

WAIT WHAT?!?! MY ENGINEERS ARE GOING ON STRIKE BECAUSE OF MY "DANGEROUS WORKING CONDITIONS". I CANT AFFORD FOR THEM TO QUIT!!! QUICK, BLOW THEM UP SO THAT I WON'T LOSE THIER VALUEBLE TALENTS!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

YEE-HAH!

*KA-BOOM!* *KA-BLAM!*

 

[kailus13]

Yes, yes. You two do that. I'll just watch from...

my hill.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

You mean the hill that Mr. Torgue filled with-

*KA-BOOM!*

... explosives?

Welp, I guess we'l have to build a new hill out of something. *looks at everything except moar explosives*

 

[username sucks]

SINCE WE SUCCESSFULLY STOPPED MY ENGINEERS FROM QUITTING, I'LL JUST ORDER THEM TO BUILD THE MOST BADASS HILL SINCE HILLS WERE INVENTED!

...

I JUST REALIZED THAT WE KILLED THEM ALL, SO WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY STILL UNDER CONTRACT SO I HAVE TO PAY THEM FOR MOTHER****ING LEGAL REASONS, BUT THEY CAN'T BUILD ANYTHING. WHY DID I THINK THAT PLAN MADE SENSE?!?!?!

 

[thesilentman]

YOU FUCKING MORON. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUMP DOWN THAT CLIFF.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

WHOA YOU SOUND ANGRY!

*pushes off that cliff you mentioned*

 

[Ruedyn]

Nya ha, time for curses!

*Turns the tank into a toad*

*TOAD PUNT!*

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

*ribbit!*

*uses mini-Toadtarkus guns to blow off mage's limbs*

*RIBBIT! RIBBIT!*