King of the Hill: AVATAR EDITION

[username sucks]

WHHHAAAAT?!?! I AM MR TORGUE, I TAKE MY REST BY WATCHING EXPLOSIONS! I JUST THOUGHT I HAD NOTHING LEFT TO BLOW UP!!!!

AND THE MOVE "EEEXXXPLOOOOOOOSIONNNNS!!!!!!" DOES NOT REQUIRE COOLDOWN!!!! LEARN TO PLAY POKEMON, ITS BADASS!!!!

 

[Teoes]

Well, while you're off searching for more to blow up..

My hill.

 

[Teoes]

*gives you indigestion and all sorts of problems*

My hill, once you've passed me.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Morsomk used Blizzard on TizzytheTormentor*

*It is Super Effective*

My cold, snowy hill.

 

[username sucks]

F****** "ANIMAL RIGHTS" GROUPS SAY I CAN'T BLOW YOU UP AGAIN, AND BUT F*** THAT!! ANIMALS WERE MADE FOR EXPLODING!!!!

 

[Teoes]

My blur prevents your splosions from getting a lock on! I dodge everything!

My hill.

 

[username sucks]

I DON'T NEED A MOTHERF****** LOCK-ON!! I'M JUST GONNA PUNCH YOU WITH A LIVE GRENADE!!!! IT WILL BE BADASS!!!

 

[Teoes]

I GOT BULLET TIME, *****!

My hill.

 

[username sucks]

I DON'T CARE, MY FIST IS NOT A F****** BULLET, IT IS A GODDAMN HOMING MISSILE OF BADASSITUDE!!!!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

There's something wrong with this hill. I need more time to investigate, so you'd better all leave. And I'll put a bullet in the brain of the first one who tries anything stupid. Don't mess with a Shinra agent.

 

[Teoes]

If I could hold this documentation still enough for you to read, you'd see I'm a qualified land and environmental engineer. As it is you'll just have to take my word for it. This hill is sound and is mine by law.

My hill.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You don't get it, do you? This hill isn't normal. There's something under it that I have to investigate. If you have any issues with my authority, take it up with the Japanese government. I'm acting under their authority, and trying to deny it would count as stupid. I'm sure you remember what I do to people who do stupid things. And that's not an idle threat.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Well this is a cool hill with some snow on it and guess what? I found someone to make endless amount of snowing on it to drive people away.

Meet Margaret the Froslass.

She is going to freeze your ass.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

An ice spirit, then? Good thing I have a flaming weapon.

Gogyo Batto Technique: Hono Kata!

*Wild Froslass fainted!*

 

[Epicspoon]

*pops out from the hill* I AM King of the Hill and I'm gonna kick your ass.

 

[Headsprouter]

*plunges top hat over your head*

Get out of that one!

 

[Epicspoon]

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" the sound sends out a shock wave destroying every other living thing within a five mile radius of the hill.

 

[Epicspoon]

double post. ignore.