Kingdom Hearts series is coming to PC.... on Epic Games

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Thanks but no thanks, i don't support garbage like this, the weebs are gonna flock to this though
Sure, I understand, you're totally above it. *wink wink*
 
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Its a match 3 naughty game with surprisingly good writing, fun characters and great voice acting.
I wanted to say the same thing. It's way better written than you would think and ultimately is just a naughty, but light hearted and funny game for adults.
 

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The problem I have with Epic is the platform doesn't work, and they simply don't care. I still can't launch a single game from the Epic launcher, I get missing .dll file errors, but if I just go into the game files itself and find the executable it works just fine. Its just a worthless launcher on top of a mediocre store.
90% of my gaming is on Epic or ESO launcher
 
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Sure, I understand, you're totally above it. *wink wink*
Seriously, I think these porn games on Steam has ruined it's reputation and anyone who picks up EGS money is doing for both the money and the fact they don't have to put up with shit like this.
 

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Seriously, I think these porn games on Steam has ruined it's reputation and anyone who picks up EGS money is doing for both the money and the fact they don't have to put up with shit like this.
You blame the pervy games over the thousands and thousands of Digital Homicide asset flipping shitbrick games?
 
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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Seriously, I think these porn games on Steam has ruined it's reputation and anyone who picks up EGS money is doing for both the money and the fact they don't have to put up with shit like this.
Yes yes, I am duly impressed with your devotion to protecting our youth from the female breast and ensuring they are only exposed to natural things, like shooting people in the face.
 

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You blame the pervy games over the thousands and thousands of Digital Homicide asset flipping shitbrick games?
Well they are not exactly mutually exclusive if Konnichiwa games is any proof.

Yes yes, I am duly impressed with your devotion to protecting our youth from the female breast and ensuring they are only exposed to natural things, like shooting people in the face.
No, I am supporting a storefront who don't believe my first panty quest sticky fluid edition should share space with a AAA title.
 

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You blame the pervy games over the thousands and thousands of Digital Homicide asset flipping shitbrick games?
He has the biggest tyraid against the "weebs." He truly believes weebs ruin everything gaming that they touch or even so much as have any presence in. There was a whole section in a thread about this awhile back, it was hilarious. Speaking of...

No, I am supporting a storefront who don't believe my first panty quest sticky fluid edition should share space with a AAA title.
Oh fucking please. If your horse was any higher I'd need a long range radio to speak to you
 

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No, I am supporting a storefront who don't believe my first panty quest sticky fluid edition should share space with a AAA title.
I can see the reasoning behind putting porn games in the ghettowalled off section of Steam, but what's so special about AAA titles?
 

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He has the biggest tyraid against the "weebs." He truly believes weebs ruin everything gaming that they touch or even so much as have any presence in. There was a whole section in a thread about this awhile back, it was hilarious. Speaking of...



Oh fucking please. If your horse was any higher I'd need a long range radio to speak to you
Thank you. Plus, his argument makes no sense. Putting the so called "weebs" in their place, because KH is on the Epic store is a very dumb reasoning or justification. Most of the "weebs" more than likely already all the KH games on either PS4, or kept all of their previous consoles and portable consoles. We get it, Gyrobot. You wasted your own time playing too many anime games. You have no one to blame, but yourself. Enough with your pathetic sob story. Your the insecure anime fan that hates other anime fans just to feel better about himself by putting others down. Do us all favor and...

 

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Kingdom Hearts is a weird one. FF and it's corollary series have often had problems with finding finding the right tone, but Kingdom Hearts doesn't ever seem to try to juggle it's darkness and levity, instead hurling them to the floor to create a big sticky mess. It's also got that dodgy serial fiction thing where the story is evidently only continuing because it can rather than because it needs to.

Good, weebs who root for shit like Huniepop and whatever comes out Kagura Games does not deserve an epic like Kingdom Hearts.
Ah yes, rejecting the childishness of softcore pornography for the maturity of *squints* Kingdom Hearts. Grow up and play Ladykiller in a Bind or something, Jesus.
 
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I can see the reasoning behind putting porn games in the ghettowalled off section of Steam, but what's so special about AAA titles?
Sales, how skeevy the location/storefront is, would you live in a neighbourhood surrounded by junkies and homeless? Porn Games are the Nimby of AAA devs who thinks they hold all the cards.
 

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I have no real knowledge of Kingdom Hearts, but whoever comes up with these names, needs to be slapped.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days?

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage?

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue?

They don't exactly roll off the tongue.

If the game's plots are as confusing as the titles, I can assume that the series probably is not for me.
 

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Frankly a store front need to entice people to shop there. Every store does it, either with deals, or with exclusive products. End of story.

There is nothing wrong with what Epic is doing and in the case of Kingdom Hearts it might be possible that Epic PAID for a PC port of the games in return for exclusivity.

Even if that wasn't the case and Epic simply bought the right to sell the product, then that's fine. And I disagree with Jim Sterlings points, because to buy a game you want from Epic versus Steam requires NOTHING else from the customer other than downloading an app. It's not like you need to buy a brand new PC to buy shit off Epic.

Funny how nobody bitched about Microsoft putting exclusives on their shitty window's store. Even though that store is worse than Epic's. (Microsoft now putting things on steam is irrelevant any only happened because their store failed). So I don't know what the difference or the problem is.

You can play most KH games for free anyway on PC and have been able to do it for years, but we can't (directly) talk about that. So whatever.
 

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I have no real knowledge of Kingdom Hearts, but whoever comes up with these names, needs to be slapped.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days?

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage?

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue?

They don't exactly roll off the tongue.

If the game's plots are as confusing as the titles, I can assume that the series probably is not for me.
The first one is about how many days was Roxas part of Org XIII and story of him and Xion

Birth By Sleep is a spoiler for the ending where Sora was "born" through Ventus' dreams

Plus Nomura loved his Computer Linguo inside jokes if you abbreviate the words.

Thank you. Plus, his argument makes no sense. Putting the so called "weebs" in their place, because KH is on the Epic store is a very dumb reasoning or justification. Most of the "weebs" more than likely already all the KH games on either PS4, or kept all of their previous consoles and portable consoles. We get it, Gyrobot. You wasted your own time playing too many anime games. You have no one to blame, but yourself. Enough with your pathetic sob story. Your the insecure anime fan that hates other anime fans just to feel better about himself by putting others down. Do us all favor and...

Oh I am sorry, I meant to describe weebs who dig shit like Gal Gun and whatever comes out of steam in hopes it won't get rejected, not mainstream Japanese games people hoped to secure and legal channels that isn't the EGS.

But feel free to call me an elitist, I relish in the fact I am not treating all Japanese content as equal and gladly trample on you with horse.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I can see the reasoning behind putting porn games in the ghettowalled off section of Steam, but what's so special about AAA titles?
Don't tell him about the nudity and sex scenes in the Witcher games. His mind will explode out the back of his head and he will suddenly find himself unable to resist touching the "DEVILS STICK!"