Kingdom Hearts series is coming to PC.... on Epic Games

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My point is, EGS doesn't allow porn games on their storefront while Steam does. And what is more attractive as a storefront to companies like Disney and Square Enix if both storefront offered money for exclusivity?
*checks Steam* Okay so guess what sport, HunniePop is sharing shop space with basically everything Marvel, the other massive cash cow that Disney has. Doesn't seem to do them any harm.
 
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I might have to give them a shot then, I've heard good...ish things about them. They sound interesting at least. I don't really have any personal issue with using EGS - frankly Epic gets away with this because Valve doesn't give a damn, so its not like the alternative choice has any cleaner hands.
 
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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Kingdom Hearts is a fun series.

Also, screw weebs.

That's about all I have to offer to this thread at the moment 🤔 Yup, KH Good, Weeb Bad.
Kingdom Hearts is the most weeby thing that ever weebed. I have no idea what you are talking about.
 

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Kingdom Hearts is the most weeby thing that ever weebed. I have no idea what you are talking about.
That's cute that you think that, but it really, really isn't.

Kingdom Hearts is tame on the weeb scale, mostly because Disney is involved and they like to keep a clean ship.

You do both realize that most of the "weebs" could not give a million shits about your opinions. Maybe. if you stir the hornet's at 4 or 8chan, but none of you have the balls to do that and be in their faces. Just shows how shallow of a person you are, if you need to bully or look down others to make yourself feel happy. I ain't the biggest fans of weaboos either, but I am not going to let them rule my life.
Why would I go out of my way to go to 4chan or 8chan just to trash on weebs? I have better things to do, thank you very much.

I glanced at this topic, saw that people were talking about KH and weebs and just dropped my topical two cents.

I like Kingdom Hearts which is why I came into this topic, I don't care to go around actively looking for weebs to shit on.
 
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Why would I go out of my way to go to 4chan or 8chan just to trash on weebs? I have better things to do, thank you very much.
HAHAHAHAHA! Yet you're more than happy to please Gyrobot, by going out of your way to please him.

I glanced at this topic, saw that people were talking about KH and weebs and just dropped my topical two cents.
You did more than just your two cents.

I don't care to go around actively looking for weebs to shit on.
Too bad you just contradicted yourself. Seems like you're making weak ass excuse to me. Whatever gets your groin going to make yourself feel better about making fun of others unnecessarily. You finished? Cuz your both boring me now. I'm bored now.
 

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KH2 was so long ago that I can't feel excited for it. Anyway I'm not playing if a Steam port doesn't happen.

I hate EGS, and they also do not do regional pricing.
 

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That's cute that you think that, but it really, really isn't.

Kingdom Hearts is tame on the weeb scale, mostly because Disney is involved and they like to keep a clean ship.
No, its really high on the weeb scale. You have an incomprehensible and convoluted plot, you have stupid outfits with a myriad of belts, you have waifu bait, you have a bad faction that goes by darkness or heartless or whatever and the power of friendship tends to save the day, the only thing missing are bouncing boobs and panty shots.
 

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No, its really high on the weeb scale. You have an incomprehensible and convoluted plot, you have stupid outfits with a myriad of belts, you have waifu bait, you have a bad faction that goes by darkness or heartless or whatever and the power of friendship tends to save the day, the only thing missing are bouncing boobs and panty shots.
I've played far more weeb things than Kingdom Hearts. I haven't played 3, but in 1 and 2 you can kinda ignore most of the BS story. Sora doesn't even care or is particularly affected by all the convoluted bullshit machinations of Organization XIII, Xehanort, Nobodies or whatever. And I don't know if that rubbish is exclusive to weeb stuff really, it's just cringy crap writing.

Fundamentally what the player is going to mostly experience, is visting various Disney worlds, hanging out with Goofy/Donald and token Disney leads and slapping Heartless/Nobodies around. It's basically going to Disneyland and fighting off monsters alongside mascot characters. That isn't very weeb.

No matter how convoluted the lore and story is behind the scenes, ultimately Sora shows up, slaps things with a keyblade and saves the day. Yeah sure it's written like a bad anime half the time, but it's so... pointless as well and easily disregarded.

KH is pretty tame on weeb stuff if you compare it to like.... God Eater lets say.
 
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I've played far more weeb things than Kingdom Hearts. I haven't played 3, but in 1 and 2 you can kinda ignore most of the BS story. Sora doesn't even care or is particularly affected by all the convoluted bullshit machinations of Organization XIII, Xehanort, Nobodies or whatever. And I don't know if that rubbish is exclusive to weeb stuff really, it's just cringy crap writing.

Fundamentally what the player is going to mostly experience, is visting various Disney worlds, hanging out with Goofy/Donald and token Disney leads and slapping Heartless/Nobodies around. It's basically going to Disneyland and fighting off monsters alongside mascot characters. That isn't very weeb.

No matter how convoluted the lore and story is behind the scenes, ultimately Sora shows up, slaps things with a keyblade and saves the day. Yeah sure it's written like a bad anime half the time, but it's so... pointless as well and easily disregarded.

KH is pretty tame on weeb stuff if you compare it to like.... God Eater lets say.
Nah, it being set mostly in Disney worlds just increases its weebery score since you are seeing the weebiest characters contrasted with rather high on the scale of western type characters. The only thing missing aside from the aforementioned panty/jiggle boobs is a high school setting and I'm not convinced one of the like 5 or 6 (or more?) KH games didn't have one.
 

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I think the whole series survives off it's fairly decent action rpg combat style, because frankly the writing throughout the series is just nonsense.
I'll defend the first game writing, pretty simplistic but charming. But it's all downhill from there.
 

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I'm just amused by people throwing around the word "weeb" as if it has any sort of definition other than "I don't like that thing".
That's basically what it has become now. You can be a fan of something not anime or not even animated and still get called "weeb". The term has lost all meaning now, because of buttholes who don't know how to use the word properly.