Kittens

[Resistance205]

BAMALAM!

Hell yeah, Kittens kick ass man!

Mine got ran over...

Awww, that sucks. Sorry to hear about that.

 

[Farson89]

I am actively waging war against kittens, I strongly suggest to those of you who own such abominations that you hide them.

 

[kommando367]

Mine died of liver failure.

 

[The Young One]

eeehhehe kittens

Spoiler: kittens, duh!

:O! That was perhaps the cutest post I've seen since I joined here!
Look at them all cuddly and cute ^_^
I like puppies, but kittens have the cute factor...

 

[Andalusa]

I am actively waging war against kittens, I strongly suggest to those of you who own such abominations that you hide them.

...You wouldn't dare.

EDIT:

eeehhehe kittens

Spoiler: kittens, duh!

:O! That was perhaps the cutest post I've seen since I joined here!
Look at them all cuddly and cute ^_^
I like puppies, but kittens have the cute factor...

They do. That's why they're awesome.

 

[Berethond]

Actually puppies taste way better.

I'm not entirely sure about that. My Cambodian pal tells me that kittens are extremely delicious, but my friend ate a German Retriever once and he said it was the best thing ever.

 

[D_987]

This thread is now about them

Just looking at your avatar and then reading that was strangely hilarious...

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Actually puppies taste way better.

Lol
I love kittens, except when their teeth start growing properly after they have got used to biting you for fun...

 

[Stryc9]

I had a couple of kittens a few years ago, one of them turned into a cat and the other just turned into a useless lump that costs money. I taught my kitten to fetch which makes him far superior to dogs all the brains of a cat and all the obedience of a dog.

 

[zacaron]

Spoiler

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

This thread is now about them

Just looking at your avatar and then reading that was strangely hilarious...

I'm glad I could help.

 

[Cortheya]

I hate cats but i like the cute little kittys

 

[Handofpwn]

I lurves mah kittehs.
I have two cats and they are amazing!

 

[acturisme]

Kittens are delicious in a stew with lima beans and a little oregano.

Wouldukindly please. Oregano? NO man garlic and onions go with lima beans and some stew kitten.

 

[NeedAUserName]

There is only two types of good Kitten:
-A Revolutionist.
-A dead Kitten.

OK, I suppose cooked Kittens aren't bad either...

 

[Captain Blackout]

Kittens are delicious in a stew with lima beans and a little oregano.

Wouldukindly please. Oregano? NO man garlic and onions go with lima beans and some stew kitten.

Thanx. I've been looking for some new recipes.

Dogs: You love them, feed them, take care of them, they think "you must be god."
Cats: Do the same, they think "I must be god."
Go figure, cats were raised in Egypt to think they were divine, and have never gotten over it.

 

[jim_doki]

If i can try and get this topic back on track, im looking at perhaps getting a kitten. are there any cat owners here who can recommend what I need to look after a new kitten?

 

[Andalusa]

If i can try and get this topic back on track, im looking at perhaps getting a kitten. are there any cat owners here who can recommend what I need to look after a new kitten?

Lots of time and love and kitten food and water and kitty toys and catnip and a nice, soft pillow.

 

[LowFatLoki]

There is only two types of good Kitten:
-A Revolutionist.
-A dead Kitten.

OK, I suppose cooked Kittens aren't bad either...

Why? Why would you say such a thing?

 

[Ajna]

My stance on kittens is this:

They may be cute, but find me one story of a dog that started to eat its' owner after it died. Can't? Me neither.

Also, I'd like to point out that the obvious story of a cat (actually, there were multiple) eating it's owner that the above statement alludes to... Yeah, when they found the dead owner, the cats still had food left in their bowl. The owner just tasted so good.

Cats are convenient silencers in the instance that you foolishly forgot yours, but even then, they only muffle one shot.