Kitty!

[Baby Eater]

Kitty! *fits*
I'd suggest talking to your neighbour. Or everytime the pussy comes round, shoo it back out straight away, it'll get the picture soon.
Please, please don't hurt it or throw water on it that would really upset me.
Cats also don't like citrus smells, such as lemon and orange juice, so perhaps leaving some peel outside the door might keep it away?

This. If you hurt the kitty, I will find you... and I will kill you. (Anyone get the reference?)

taken?

OT: portal gun turrets that send the kitty to my dinner plate

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry, I meant both cats. Why the hell would you want a cat with you? They're horrible creatures.

to their
Because I quite like cats.
Well, each to their own, I guess...

Wouldn't you much prefer a dog? At least they're not evil.

and they wear top hats

 

[Andalusa]

Wouldn't you much prefer a dog? At least they're not evil.

They smell funny and drool a lot.

and they wear top hats

I could make a cat wear a top hat, if it didn't make them look so ridiculous...
Yes, I've already tried it... it didn't end well.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

Throw it in the pool!

That's what I did.

I live in New York; we don't have pools here.

But you have massive skyscrapers, right?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cats will survive being thrown off any floor higher than the 7th (they can apparently glide...).

Yes, but don't you have buildings with eighty stories?

 

[War Penguin]

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

Then have you tried talking to your landlord? If you can't talk to your neighbor he/she will.

 

[Necrofudge]

Well this used to happen to me. But with my dog and neighbor dogs. I threatened to let the dog roam the streets the next time I caught it in my backyard. The next day they fixed the hole in the fence.

 

[Hollock]

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

in that case you should definitely talk with your neighbors and give them a souplex if they mess with you

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

in that case you should definitely talk with your neighbors and give them a souplex if they mess with you

I like this idea, but I say cut out the middle-man and suplex the cat.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Either kill the cat or tell your neighbors to control the darn thing. You shouldn't have to change your life in any way because some jerk can't control his freakin' animal.

 

[digipinky75910]

Geez guys, the cat doesn't know any better. I own a cat, I can understand this problem. But have you considered calling the police? This is a turf dispute. You should certainly be able to use some legal action. But don't do something outrageously horrible to the cat just cause the owner is a moron.

Have you consulted a vet for advice?

As a side note, indoor cats do tend to live twice as long as outdoor cats.

 

[r3lix]

I have a problem. The neighbors cat keeps on coming into my home through the cat door. This leads to my cat having a standoff with neighbor cat until I chase out neighbor cat. My cat has been an outdoor cat for all of her life and therefore I cannot simply remove the catdoor for fear of driving my cat insane. Anyone got any advice?

Hmm, try squirting the other cat with some water. The alternative is a hose- either strangle the cat or wet it. It has worked for me in the past.

 

[LeonLethality]

To keep the naihbors cat out instructions.


1.) Aquire one flashbang grenade
2.) Aquire one fishing line
3.) Tie fishing line to pin of flashbang.
4.) Tape flashbang near catdoor.
5.) tape the fishing line on the other end of the cat door, making a trip wire
6.) put large box surrounding the door so your cat dosn't set it off, let your cat out the front door instead
7.) Wait fo other cat.
8.) repeat steps as neccesary until other cat stays away.




Problem solved.

repeating would mean needing more than one flashbang... plus it backfired a few times... I think I'm blind... and the ringing is incessant

 

[Rigs83]

Throw a bucket of water on it.

That cat never came back.

The moment he sees me he runs out of the house, it takes time to fill up a bucket of water and my hallways are narrow and my cat is generally between me and the neighbor cat in I will maul anything I can mode.

You need a super soaker at the ready then.

 

[WickedSkin]

Get a dog. The dog will soon learn which cat belongs to the pack and which one that doesn't.

 

[wolfy098]

Throw a bucket of water on it.

That cat never came back.

The moment he sees me he runs out of the house, it takes time to fill up a bucket of water and my hallways are narrow and my cat is generally between me and the neighbor cat in I will maul anything I can mode.

Have a bucket ready...

or a water pistol peek round the corner and fire

 

[shadowstriker86]

buy a dog. seriously, dog = cat repellent

 

[ShakyFiend]

Ok, the my opinion on the quality of posts on this sight just went up, where a post entitled Kitty! and a post about the Obama administration can both have 150+ comments, thats fne by me.

 

[Arcanz]

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

What you should do and that will work, scare it. When it comes to your house, throw a bucket of water on it or something similar. It WILL remember it, and if it comes back, do it again. Eventually it won't come back.

We had the same problem with a cat that started to come to our house, at first we thought it was a stray cat so we took care of it. Eventually our neighbor realized it and talked to us about it. He said that we should scare his cat so it won't come to us anymore, and so we did, and it worked.
I just woke up, so if my spelling is crappy or you can't understand what I said. I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep. ^^

 

[bluepilot]

You can get special cat flaps which can only be opened by a special microchip that your own can can wear on a collar

This should allow your cat to some and go and other cats cannot get in. Also, try not to leave any cat food lying around

I do not think that talking to your neighbour will help because cats pretty much come and go as they please

 

[T-Bone24]

Throw a bucket of water on it.

That cat never came back.

After presumably clawing the shit out of you.

But I agree with just scaring it. Or buy a dog, one that loves your cat and scares the neighbours cat. Then they can go on adorable anthropomorphic, Disney-esque misadventures with the neighbour cat being the antagonist.

What the hell did I just write?