Know your Bioware Characters..

[Artorius]

hehe While surfing through the net i found this epic article xP..it just won't do me good if i didn't share..

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to read more go here - http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/
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i must say its say very true xP. experience from Jade Empire/KOTOR/ME 1,2 xP..
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[Kramcake2516]

Hahaha so true i think most games do this tbh lol

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I hereby pledge to used the phrase "chief personality trait is 'beard'" in the near future.

 

[twcblaze]

morrigan was a *****, but I'll be damned if she wasn't hilarious

 

[Omegatronacles]

to read more go here - http://www.cracked.com/funny-3872-bioware/

You...

You linked Cracked...

I had plans for tonight... They involved sleeping...Why do you hate my sleep so =(

 

[Jenova65]

Master Li was no wise mentor he was an asshole with no redeeming features at all and didn't die

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until you killed the evil turd

Just saying...
Also unless I am mistaken you can't romance Mission (can you? :-O Haven't played a male character in KOTOR) but it would be a bit wrong cos she is very young.
Jacob is not white.
Wrex isn't actually a sociopath he is a thinking Krogan.
Silk fox has no boobs or I am Booby McBoob from bosom town.
Not saying it isn't funny though Just a little 'off', and tbh all movies, games etc. follow some formula or other.

 

[Altorin]

Master Li was no wise mentor he was an asshole with no redeeming features at all and didn't die

Spoiler

until you killed the evil turd

Just saying...
Also unless I am mistaken you can't romance Mission (can you? :-O Haven't played a male character in KOTOR) but it would be a bit wrong cos she is very young.
Jacob is not white.
Wrex isn't actually a sociopath he is a thinking Krogan.
Silk fox has no boobs or I am Booby McBoob from bosom town.
Not saying it isn't funny though Just a little 'off', and tbh all movies, games etc. follow some formula or other.

1. I don't actually remember Romance from KOTOR.. I knew you could take Bastilla as your evil queen if you went evil, but I don't remember there being actual romance subplots.. probably wrong, it's been a long time since I played that game through

2. the image was made before ME2, and it uses the qualifier "most always"

3. Compared to a regular human, Wrex is a sociopath.. normal Krogan maybe, but all Krogans are Sociopaths compared to the average human.

4. Silk Fox may not have huge boobs, but she's certainly the most willing to show off her non-boobs.

5. No, It isn't really funny.. but maybe that's because it's really really old.

Oh, and bonus number 6. Master Li was awesome.. I actually didn't see the twist coming and loved it. Maybe I'm a fool.

 

[Nomanslander]

Everyone needs to read this book if they like to be clever in these type of things:

 

[Jenova65]

Master Li was no wise mentor he was an asshole with no redeeming features at all and didn't die

Spoiler

until you killed the evil turd

Just saying...
Also unless I am mistaken you can't romance Mission (can you? :-O Haven't played a male character in KOTOR) but it would be a bit wrong cos she is very young.
Jacob is not white.
Wrex isn't actually a sociopath he is a thinking Krogan.
Silk fox has no boobs or I am Booby McBoob from bosom town.
Not saying it isn't funny though Just a little 'off', and tbh all movies, games etc. follow some formula or other.

1. I don't actually remember Romance from KOTOR.. I knew you could take Bastilla as your evil queen if you went evil, but I don't remember there being actual romance subplots.. probably wrong, it's been a long time since I played that game through

2. the image was made before ME2, and it uses the qualifier "most always"

3. Compared to a regular human, Wrex is a sociopath.. normal Krogan maybe, but all Krogans are Sociopaths compared to the average human.

4. Silk Fox may not have huge boobs, but she's certainly the most willing to show off her non-boobs.

5. No, It isn't really funny.. but maybe that's because it's really really old.

Oh, and bonus number 6. Master Li was awesome.. I actually didn't see the twist coming and loved it. Maybe I'm a fool.

Quibble much? ;-) mine was meant to be only a light hearted reply
If you play female in KOTOR, Carth WILL fall in love with you and tell you as much if you do the right things in the game
We are not comparing Wrex to humans per se but to other sociopaths ;-)
And all it says about 'the *****', is she is a ***** and has big boobs, therefore making the statement at 50% wrong about Silk Fox......
Master Li was not awesome

Spoiler

he was at the very least a really bad dad

so just.......... you know, let's not go there!
(Again, only a light hearted reply)
Also I didn't say it was really funny I said ''Not saying it isn't funny'', meaning I understand humour to be a subjective thing so wasn't passing judgement.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Bioware are proud of their formula for game creation. It doesn't do them any harm financially or with most fans.

Everyone needs to read this book if they like to be clever in these type of things:

That's a method of analyzing literature not a template for making new works. Analyzing even something really old like the Odyssey that should fit the mythic template is hard and requires a lot of personal interpretation to fit.

 

[Altorin]

Also I didn't say it was really funny I said ''Not saying it isn't funny'', meaning I understand humour to be a subjective thing so wasn't passing judgement.

As long as we're clear it wasn't funny,

 

[Jenova65]

Also I didn't say it was really funny I said ''Not saying it isn't funny'', meaning I understand humour to be a subjective thing so wasn't passing judgement.

As long as we're clear it wasn't funny,

Yes we are That was part of the reason I picked holes tbh, either that or I need to examine my level BioWare fan(woman)ism? :-O

 

[Nomanslander]

That's a method of analyzing literature not a template for making new works.

Hasn't stopped people in the past, look at Star Wars.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

That's a method of analyzing literature not a template for making new works.

Hasn't stopped people in the past, look at Star Wars.

Apparently he used it to analyse his first draft but Star Wars itself was more influenced by Flash Gordon and Kurosawa.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Mordin Solus, Legion, Garrus Vakarian (squee), Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, and Sovereign. I'm also fond of Wynne from DA:O and Jolee Bindo from Knights of the Old Republic.

 

[Artorius]

2. the image was made before ME2, and it uses the qualifier "most always"

i respectfully wish you to relook at ***** tier second pic. and guess who's there

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

In Mass Effect you didn't have to be a total "let's cuddle" Paragon or a murderous Renegade. You can be something of both, e.g. an asshole to your enemies and nice to your friends. The game doesn't force you to be entirely black or white.

Also, Miranda should be in the "*****" section, not Jack.

 

[veloper]

This one is old. Also a very lame article.

"Baulders Gate" really?
Not funny and they didn't do their homework. No you cannot sex the blue alien in KOTOR and she was supposed to be streetwise, not naive.

 

[RanD00M]

The In Conclusion is wrong.Because you can always go for the neutral route and be hated by everyone.

 

[Jenova65]

This one is old. Also a very lame article.

"Baulders Gate" really?
Not funny and they didn't do their homework. No you cannot sex the blue alien in KOTOR and she was supposed to be streetwise, not naive.

Yeah, even though I never played male, I was fairly sure you couldn't romance Mission she is streetwise as you say but she is still just a streetwise kid, she only sounds about 15-16 (not sure about Twi'lek ageing but you know.....)
Also I think the obsession that people have regarding Carth/Kaiden is very odd, the only thing they have in common is they are honourable and loyal, well, so are lots of people.
Carth has a dead wife and a 'dead', child

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but not really dead just missing

Kaiden killed his teacher for hurting the girl he fancied.
Carth is very mistrustful and questions you for 50% of the game, Kaiden starts off very trusting and open.
Carth has a stick up his...... Kaiden doesn't, he admits to feeling things and isn't against a bit flirting.
Kaiden gets his (if you want) Carth never really does in the game, so to speak.
Carth is basically a soldier, Kaiden is a very powerful (if you level him up right) biotic, their defence stats are probably wildly different.
Carth is 'complicated and difficult', Kaiden isn't.
And NEITHER of them are one iota like Alistair (who may be a god among men)