Las7 said:
Laying in bed and playing with your Joycons situated pretty much anywhere. You just need that Switch stand that you can attach to any piece of furniture in your house.
Honestly this is one reason why I don't mind the nunchuk and mote+. If the games didn't have you moving around or point at this or that, it's pretty darn comfortable not having to rest your elbows or forearms on your lap and just slowly melt into a couch like the most apathetic, lazy, socially disengaged, hyperconsumer that modern communications has transformed us into.
Pointing is not too bad if it means just articulating your right hand a bit as it sits on a cushion... but even in a game like Metroid Prime 3 a part of your soul was telling you; "Now if I could do away without having to shake the 'chuk' or move my right wrist..."
Having held the joycons, I'm hoping that will be the case. All without that annoying cable to boot. Then all you need is a saline drip, an autofeeder, maybe a catheter, perhaps two or three more generations of gaming, and we can properly begin to suffer full blown atrophy of all physical and social consequence.
Have a few USB chargers on hand, however. Actually doing that prerequisite half a sit up out of the bed is hard work to take it to the dock.
I like to collect all the 50s and 60s era 'Where will we be' style future spec magazines. Always used to show astronauts doing action-y things, or ships with people powered by solar sails. No ... you, a portable device, possibly neuroprosthetic and MMI devices, some controllers in each hand, constant stream of multimedia, social interaction relegated to 140 characters or less and the most used word in the standard internet dictionary being
kek ... I think your picture is pretty accurate of basically 2020-extinction level event.
Certainly more probable than this ....
They got one of those things right...
Zero G football does sound like fun, though.