Korean Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

[Gamegodtre]

this could be worse
http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/703024/Korean-Couple-Neglects-Real-Baby-To-Raise-Virtual-One.html
i mean that takes crazy to a new level

 

[Grampy_bone]

Wait, what? Fate is off the market?! Dammit!

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Right when I was eating as well

 

[Aura Guardian]

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

See ya never pal. Say hi to prof.Farnsworth for me.

Cant, i kicked him out of my head years ago.
His good news was never good for me, mostly painful.

Then tell Bender I said Hi.

 

[KDR_11k]

If we had realistic girl robots I could understand marrying those easily. Marrying a doll, yeah, I could see that to some degree. But a pillow? A big rectangular object with a character printed on it? That doesn't even have boobs!

Besides, even if you treat such an object as a lover do you really need to marry it?

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Did he put "her" on his life insurance policy?

In his will?

At least he won't have to worry about "her" getting mad about him missing their anniversary.

 

[Gigaguy64]

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

See ya never pal. Say hi to prof.Farnsworth for me.

Cant, i kicked him out of my head years ago.
His good news was never good for me, mostly painful.

Then tell Bender I said Hi.

will do.
[Small]if he hasn't bent the door shut again though....[/Small]

 

[AvsJoe]

Calumon: Humans are boring and weird. Why can't we all love me?

Because you're not real dammit! YOU'RE NOT REAL! AAAAAARGH!!

Don't deny the power of Calumon. Let this be a lesson to all as Furberts brain caved in on itself, all because of Calumon.

Calumon:

Bawwwwww! Look at it, it's so cuuuute!
That is the cutest little thing I've ever seen! I want one!

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

You'll be asleep for a loooong time, my friend. A loooong time.

I hope so.
My dreams arnt as crazy as people like this.
And i once dreamed i was playing football in a Gundam.
I won the game by putting the ball in my shoulder cannon and firing it through the Freedom Gundam into the Arms of the G Gundam for a touchdown.
I kid you not. :3

That's a pretty neat dream. Most of my dreams would make adequate scripts for movies (except last night's dream which would just be an unfunny rip-off of Zombieland).

Haha.
Most of my dreams are ether Deja Vu, it happens all the time ,just yesterday i did something i dreamed i would and it was like......wow Freaky, or Based on what Manga i read that day.
Iv dreamed in Manga Panels before.

I daydream Presque Vu's myself. DeJa Vu's piss me off but Presque Vu's always intrigue me. Presque Vu is more or less the opposite of DeJa Vu BTW.
As for dreaming in Manga Panels, that would be AWESOME! I wish I could do that! The closest that ever happens to me is when the entirety of my dream is in Tetris or Minesweeper form.

 

[Gauntes]

Officially ashamed to be Korean at this moment...

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Wow society has fallen a long llloooonnng way.

Possibly longer than long cat...

nothing is longer then long cat

 

[Centrophy]

What about the tax codes? How do you file?

 

[Ghonzor]

/facepalm

So much is wring with this...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Nothing I say here will be as funny as the article in question.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Calumon: Humans are boring and weird. Why can't we all love me?

Because you're not real dammit! YOU'RE NOT REAL! AAAAAARGH!!

Don't deny the power of Calumon. Let this be a lesson to all as Furberts brain caved in on itself, all because of Calumon.

Calumon:

Bawwwwww! Look at it, it's so cuuuute!
That is the cutest little thing I've ever seen! I want one!

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

You'll be asleep for a loooong time, my friend. A loooong time.

I hope so.
My dreams arnt as crazy as people like this.
And i once dreamed i was playing football in a Gundam.
I won the game by putting the ball in my shoulder cannon and firing it through the Freedom Gundam into the Arms of the G Gundam for a touchdown.
I kid you not. :3

That's a pretty neat dream. Most of my dreams would make adequate scripts for movies (except last night's dream which would just be an unfunny rip-off of Zombieland).

Haha.
Most of my dreams are ether Deja Vu, it happens all the time ,just yesterday i did something i dreamed i would and it was like......wow Freaky, or Based on what Manga i read that day.
Iv dreamed in Manga Panels before.

I daydream Presque Vu's myself. DeJa Vu's piss me off but Presque Vu's always intrigue me. Presque Vu is more or less the opposite of DeJa Vu BTW.
As for dreaming in Manga Panels, that would be AWESOME! I wish I could do that! The closest that ever happens to me is when the entirety of my dream is in Tetris or Minesweeper form.

Interesting.
As for Minesweeper dreams......hell no.
It would be the most frustrating dream ever.
Tetris i can handle.

 

[Naheal]

I think this is going to turn into a Ghost in a Shell type thing.

Glad I'm not the only one who put this together.

 

[Sewer Rat]

This pretty much confirms that Humanity is doomed when the SexBot is (and it is inevitable that it will be)released. Hell if we take pillows over real partners then how will we turn down things that act real and can't say no?

 

[MrMisfit]

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

He'll never wake up again. As for the guy who married the pillow, WHY????

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Right when I was eating as well

Me too....*BLARRRGH* Anyways, *ahem* my God that's disturbing. I didn't think anything from Deuce Bigalow would ever be in reality but looky what we got here! Body pillows don't beat the love of a real woman that's for sure and thank God I'm married.

 

[AvsJoe]

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

You'll be asleep for a loooong time, my friend. A loooong time.

I hope so.
My dreams arnt as crazy as people like this.
And i once dreamed i was playing football in a Gundam.
I won the game by putting the ball in my shoulder cannon and firing it through the Freedom Gundam into the Arms of the G Gundam for a touchdown.
I kid you not. :3

That's a pretty neat dream. Most of my dreams would make adequate scripts for movies (except last night's dream which would just be an unfunny rip-off of Zombieland).

Haha.
Most of my dreams are ether Deja Vu, it happens all the time ,just yesterday i did something i dreamed i would and it was like......wow Freaky, or Based on what Manga i read that day.
Iv dreamed in Manga Panels before.

I daydream Presque Vu's myself. DeJa Vu's piss me off but Presque Vu's always intrigue me. Presque Vu is more or less the opposite of DeJa Vu BTW.
As for dreaming in Manga Panels, that would be AWESOME! I wish I could do that! The closest that ever happens to me is when the entirety of my dream is in Tetris or Minesweeper form.

Interesting.
As for Minesweeper dreams......hell no.
It would be the most frustrating dream ever.
Tetris i can handle.

Trust me, it's not interesting. It's boring as hell! But if you want a dream that's completely in Tetris form, play Tetris for about 3 or 4 hours before falling asleep. It's absolutely hilarious the first time around!