Korean Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

[Otterpoet]

If he removes the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag would that be considered a legal divorce or wife abuse?

 

[Georgie_Leech]

I... but... you...

Argument against both intelligent design and the theory of evolution.

 

[Pegghead]

Still nowhere near as sad as this guy

 

[Lim3]

She must have been putting the pressure on him to tie the knot. You know before she gets to stained, or her stitching comes loose. Or she fades and sags.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Thanks man.
(grabs a Samus pillow and locks his door)

er... what are you planning with that samus pillow??

never mind. what you do behind closed doors, I sure as hell don't want to know about it.

Ohhh so just because i have a Samus pillow im going to sleep with it....wait...what?
Lol.
Nothing Sexual, i love Samus but i wouldn't go as far as this guy.
If i ever actually got a Samus pillow id just frame it or sell it on ebay.
It would probably go for a fortune.

 

[Jared]

That is quite scary...I know people can fall in love with most things but...god...

Is there no hope for mankind

 

[Skizle]

I wonder if the pillow married for money cause I can't see any other redeeming features.

 

[Chrono180]

Please excuse me, I have to go weep for humanity.

 

[Ekonk]

Well, uh. Good thing he won't reproduce? Come to think of it, how do these people keep poppin' up? We'll have to assume that 'outright weirdness' isn't genetical.

If i ever actually got a Samus pillow id just frame it or sell it on ebay.
It would probably go for a fortune.

Because SOMEONE out there wants to marry it.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Well, uh. Good thing he won't reproduce? Come to think of it, how do these people keep poppin' up? We'll have to assume that 'outright weirdness' isn't genetical.

If i ever actually got a Samus pillow id just frame it or sell it on ebay.
It would probably go for a fortune.

Because SOMEONE out there wants to marry it.

I don't doubt it.
Not one bit.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Are you serious?? Damn and I thought the guy who married the virtual girl was sad, but this guy needs serious psychiatric help NOW! Uhhhhhh... I don't feel well..

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

When did people ever think rationally?

EDIT:

Spoiler: Natural Selection

He just failed it.

 

[BrownGaijin]

This reminds me of something that Lewis Black said about the Bible. I think it went something like this:

...they'd be wandering out in the desert looking for stuff, and then one day one guy would come back to the village elder... and he'd have a camel with them... and then he'd go...

(long pause)

...I met her in the desert... And she looked at me in a special way... Will you marry us?

 

[Gitty101]

Well, erm, that's... different. I've heard of people marrying strange things before, but a PILLOW!?! Can he honestly say that he has a special connection and feelings for a pillow?

Seriously... this is messed up. Whatever floats his boat I guess...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Hope it don't get knocked up.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I may sound like an idiot for saying this but, what is otaku mean?

 

[seditary]

Hope it don't get knocked up.

Well Fate already has a daughter with Nanoha called Vivio, so I assume the guy is fine having children.

 

[dalek sec]

Just tell me, how in the name of the gods is this even legal? That's all I want to know.

 

[Jonatron]

Why is it always the Japanese?

Nowadays, this is tame for Japan.

Korean Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

Seriously guys?

I believe everyone reads it as...

Asian Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

Subliminal racism ftw!

 

[Xanadeas]

Here's a better question... Why is it okay for a man to marry an inanimate object but not for a man to marry another man? X_x People make my head ache with rage... Lots and lots of rage.