Kratos Invading Slurpee Machines Nationwide

[TheBadass]

When you buy one of these you actually get to punch the clerk in the face. It's awesome.

 

[SilentVirus]

If Kratos had a flavor it would taste like sweat and intestines as I imagined. I guess I was wrong.

 

[fozzy360]

Blackberry and lime? So that's what misery and rage tastes like...

Well, being the consumerist bastard that I am, I'm going to go after class and promptly buy a Slurpee. It'll go nicely with the Halo 2 and Revenge of the Sith Slurpee cups I already have.