Last person to reply wins!

[RagnorakTres]

*finds cloak*

Alright, now, here's my 20% share. And all the rest of this is yours! Good luck getting out of here before the dragon gets back with it. *leaves the dragon's den post-haste*

 

[RagnorakTres]

*waves to the dragon as it reenters its lair, using the cloak to appear harmless and not at all like a thief or dinner*

 

[RagnorakTres]

*winces at the screams now emanating from the lair*

 

[RagnorakTres]

So, you watch Harry's Law too?

 

[Macgyvercas]

I will win this thread even if it kills me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Oh no you did not just steal my win!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Oh, cuz there's a dynamic in there where this one big shot lawyer dude is all like "I don't like you. You're rude. You interrupted me. Nobody interrupts Tommy Jefferson, especially not rude little bugs." And then it turns into this huge thing over the course of the show. It's very comedic. You should watch it.

 

[steeple]

well, back to being victorious it is...

 

[RagnorakTres]

You sure about that?

 

[steeple]

yes, why?

damn ninja-witches are everywhere...

 

[steeple]

glad to give you joy

 

[xmbts]

My stomach hurts.

 

[xmbts]

Why? My stomach always hurts.

 

[steeple]

you should probably eat less knives and bombs, 'ya know...

 

[xmbts]

And take steps not to crush any more organs.

 

[steeple]

also a good idea

 

[RagnorakTres]

What? No it isn't! Crushed organs are the mark of real men and women.

 

[xmbts]

Well then I hit my quota, I'm going to go writhe over here for a bit.

 

[steeple]

and puppies, dont forget the puppies...

EDIT: page-ninja'd but this is even better!

 

[steeple]

I wouldnt phrase that exactly the same way....

I think misfortune is better viewed from a comedic-humourous perspective when its not the reciever himself...

and even then it depends on the amount of misfortune, in a declining rate