last stand one-liner time

[Ixnay1111]

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

 

[Simon Pettersson]

"Guy´s ... *Cracks knuckles* Lets Play!"

 

[Kecunk]

*lights up a cigar and takes a long drag* "Rainbows..."

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

"Hey dickweed! Pull my finger!"

 

[ssgt splatter]

Say hello to satan for me if you die first.

 

[ImprovizoR]

"Alright, who dies first?"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM IS FAGETS!
*is shot dead*
*trollface*

 

[Wutaiflea]

Why is it when you want to find something, you can't?

I was going to quote Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China, but I can't remember the full thing...

It's something along the lines of...

"... and some guy looks you in the eye and asks if you've paid your dues? I just say "yes sir, the cheque is in the mail"

*Please reimagine with 70-80% more awesome or watch the movie*

 

[don hippy]

Prepare for respawn in 3...2...

 

[supermariner]

"If you strike me down i'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

*get killed without so much as a dry laugh from my humourless enemies*

 

[Venereus]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." Yeah, you know how it goes. And if you don't, then you deserve to die!

 

[ThePinkAcidSmurf]

I'd yell:

"DEAD MAN SWITCH"

 

[lordlillen]

"There is always time for one....last....fap!"

Then just whip out my cock and go for it.

You know... that might just scare the hell out of them so much that they'd leave.

And then you'd be known as "The Great Masturbator"

(Cookie for reference, there's someone on here that knows it I know, and it isn't a movie or book or game)

My own would probably be something along the lines of "ah, fuckin' A man, why the hell did it have to be me?"

its a painting right?

 

[Jaded Scribe]

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

Epic.

I'd either steal that^ one.

Or from the Sacred Ashes trailer:

"And the righteous stand before the darkness, and the Maker shall guide their hand."

If I had 2 friends making the stand with me:

"And the three shall spread their blackened wings, and be the vengeful, striking hammer of God."

 

[WanderingFool]

It would either be some kind of animalistic howl,

or, "PERFECT, now that Im surrounded on all sides, I dont have to worry about aiming! "

 

[gunrunnerjr]

Eat shit and die!

ahhh the classic

 

[lordlillen]

im bleeding but im still more handsome then you.

 

[sergnb]

"Stop! Hammertime"

 

[jhlip]

There is only 1 response to this I can give
"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell?s heart I stab at thee; for hate?s sake I spit my last breath at thee."
Quote: Moby Dick.

One of my favorite novels of all time.

OT: "Funny, I always thought I would die while mounting your fat ass mother."

 

[aLivingPheonix]

"Then, the jockey said "And that's how I got this football stuck in my ass"".

Or possibly "I lick a dog's ass with guys like you".

Either one, considering neither make sense, but that's the point.

edit: Or just laugh like a maniac, kinda like Tyler Durden in Fight Club when he meets Lou.