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slightly evil

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TIME'S UP, LETS DO THIS
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY
JEENKINS!

[speech 100] C'mon guys, lets just put aside our differences and hug

Cheer up. You know what they say; some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you swear and curse... *end on a song*
 
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daubie

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Didn't have time to check the whole thread, so I'm not sure if someone already:

"Time for some thrilling heroics."
 
KafkaOffTheBeach

KafkaOffTheBeach

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"I wish I could've thought of something cool to say. Y'know, a phrase that they'll remember me for after I die."

I would totally say this without any regrets if I was about to die.
 
Gamblerjoe

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Geo Da Sponge said:
"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."
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I like this one.

Does it count if I just scream "Get some!" over and over again. I'd probably have to throw in the occasional "Motherfuckers!"
 
Raptorianxd

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Truly, if I was in a last stand, I should shout my lungs out, letting out all the bravery I have, as that would be a good way to die. In my mind, anyway, Trombe from SRW would play, quickly followed by Libera Me from Hell from TTGL, Owen Fights Death from Torchwood, and the Battle with the Four Fiends from FF IV. All the while, I would be shouting:
"Raptorian! Come, face your end! S' Death on the Wind! Eulalia! I will not sell my life cheaply! S' Death on the Wind! Raptorian!"

-Raptor, out.
 
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Caldarin

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(shouted at fleeing head bad guy)
"I DON'T CARE HOW WELL YOU PLANNED AHEAD! YOU DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS" (pulls out a detonator and pushes it, EVERYTHING explodes)

Also (this is a hypothetical statement made by the Athenian politician Alcibiades, who was eventually killed in the bath by 7 brothers cause he'd had sex with their sister... he took 3 of them with him)

"Yeah, so what if I boned your sister? She was better than your mom!"
 
Snake Plissken

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"GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!"

Hah. Good luck getting that miserable song out of all of your heads for the rest of the day. Suckers.
 
Dr Snakeman

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Well, there's a whole range of different quotes from various fictional sources that I could (and probably would) use:

"Your ass is grass... and I've got the weed whacker!" - Duke Nukem

"Time for some thrilling heroics." - Jayne Cobb

"Let's get dangerous." - Darkwing Duck

"Allons-y!" - The Tenth Doctor

But as for something spontaneous, born of my own fractured psyche?

"Okay, bitches, who wants to die first?"

That would probably be the first thing I would think of.
 
Decessa

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It takes six seconds for a CPD standard-issue sidearm to discharge thirteen rounds. Six seconds is a very long time.
or alternatively
Now I?m going to castrate you and suffocate you on your own cock and balls, you poisonous little thug. Because I have had enough of your squalid, ignorant weasel kind, and you will breed NO MORE

Why should I come up with something when Spider Jerusalem has already done it better.
 
Dan9299

Dan9299

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"Death strikes from the shadows." or maybe
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LET THE GALAXY BUURRNN!"
 
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NekronosiS

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If I somehow end up being killed by an Internet crowd:
"Never gonna give you up!" (continuing as far I get)

Otherwise:
"As you stare into the eyes of the dead, you shall find them staring back at you..."
 
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