last stand one-liner time

[spartan231490]

"Dance with me death. I am ready." ~ Richard Cypher, "Sword of Truth" Yeah, I stole it. That makes it no less awesome.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Probably the Boondock Saint's prayer.

 

[Harry Mason]

"The question is not who will emerge victorious this day.
The real question is..."

*pulls pins from all grenades and stuffs them down the front of pants*

"WHO WANTS A HUG?!"

*Runs towards them, smiling, arms outstretched*

 

[dvd_72]

"This party's getting crazy. Let's rock." *confident grin*

edit: spelling fail

 

[Mustardcat666]

"Ah, more ears for my necklace."

 

[Popadoo]

'I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT, AND I HAVE THE BALLS.'

 

[Quazimofo]

assuming i get to execute at least one guy, boondock saints style, i would say something along the lines of this.
"tell satan i want my goddamn poker money!"

hmm, another ima die one liner. trying to think of a good one.... damn im all out.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Laugh like a maniac.

"Life's a ***** boys, one we all gotta fuck!"

Pull the pins of all five cluster grenades I had tucked away.

"AND TODAY, SHE FUCKS BACK!!!"

Fireworks ensue.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"No damned man kills me and lives!" -Nathan Bedford Forrest

 

[Rnr1224]

COME AND GET ME F*CKERS!

 

[Poofs]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU"

"Let the shit-storm begin..."

"Fast and Straight, the best way out of this labyrinth."

 

[Rinji]

Not very creative, but that's the first thing that came into my head: "Bring it on, Motherfuckers!!"

In reality though, I'd probably roar or be completely silent and try to defend myself as good as possible.

 

[smartengine]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Who wants to guess where that's from?

 

[Athol]

"Remember this face well. For when you die I SHALL be waiting for you!"

 

[JJMUG]

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling bad guys, and those guns too.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

"I like cake. And there's nothing you can do about it."

 

[Aeshi]

"If you never stop coming, then I'll never stop killing."

 

[jyork89]

Looks like this is gonna be my last stand... *puts on sunglasses* or yours! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

(to the leader of the circling bad guys)
"... your Mothers a nice women but your Grandmothers a whore..."

... I'd die happy...

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Odin, let Valhalla's gates open wide.