last stand one-liner time

[Scout Tactical]

I think Bender said it best.

"REMEMBER ME!"

 

[Cheesus333]

"Yes! I knew I put all my points into Speech for a reason! Alright bitches, prepare to empathise."

Seriously, 'Speech' saves lives!

Or, alternatively, I would just giggle and whisper softly "I've totally got a boner on right now." That would drain the drama from the moment pretty efficiently.

"All right motherfuckers, roll for initiative."

But mine doesn't matter, cause this badass just wins anyway. If I were one of the gunmen, I swear to God I would not shoot him.

 

[Queltherio]

Ha suckers, Reincarnate just finish cooldown.

 

[Ithera]

All I ever wanted was to watch the world series! (goes apeshit loco)

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"Alright boys, it's show time. Lets see who makes it to Curtain Call."

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Best option?

"If I were a proper brother-captain, I would know the prayer we are supposed to say. But I think you all know what we have to do. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Titan, so we will build our own memorial here. The Chapter might lose us and the Imperium might never know we existed, but the Enemy - the Enemy will know. The Enemy will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When Chaos is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial - carved into the heart of Chaos. We cannot lose, Grey Knights. We have already won."

40k has hundreds of good ones due to the majority of situations being pseudo-last stands.
"Despair for I am the end of days"
"Come feel the bite of my sword!"
"*evil sounding terminator laugh*..they do not have a prayer"
"This is the judgement of the righteous, scum!"
"I will destroy their minds and burn their bodies"
"Let the Galaxy burn. Let the heavens bleed."
"MAIM, KILL, BURN, MAIM, KILL, BURN"

 

[barbzilla]

Wicked laughter from under half furrowed eyebrows followed by "Who's first?" utilizing a grin during speaking.

Or maybe I just start singing the barney theme song while checking my weapons and looking my enemies over.

 

[PixelKing]

I will not bow to death. I will not bow to any man. I shall not fall. I shall not fail.
OR
Lets dance ************.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"AAAAAAAAAARRGHGHH-*gurgle*"

 

[Korzack]

I'm just gonan dump a bunch here-;
"I'm look for a new toilet to park my bricks, who's first?"
(to paraphrase from the Duke)
"Huh... I had a feeling my ex-wife would be here"
"This isn't where I parked my horse"

 

[Scarim Coral]

Either-

How the hell do you think I am?!! (Sorry couldn't help myself)
Who wants to enter hell first?
You better cross out the rest of activity you got later today/ tonight.
Ha manliness will died when I had fallen, you are no where near manly as me!!!
You won't forget me so easily, in face I will forever be haunting in your memories!

 

[TEKmongoose]

I've lurked around here after watching ZP and other regular vids for ages, actually registered just so I could join in this thread!

Any other children of the '80s around who recognise this?

"Blade with whom I have lived,
Blade with whom I now die,
Serve right and justice one last time.
Seek one last heart of evil.
Still one last life of pain.
Cut well old friend? And, farewell!"

of course it only works if it's a sword-fighting scenario. Another option is one I'm surprised no one has yet suggested, would need adjusting if there's only one of you but I'll quote it in it's original form (or close to anyway I don't have the book to hand)

"seven against seven hundred thousand? It's going to take HOURS to kill them all!"

 

[-Samurai-]

The only one-liner that makes sense, of-course;

"No, fuck you."

[small]Even if they didn't say anything.[/small]​

 

[LtWiesel]

"Well, fuck this...whoever kills me, I'll buy you a beer afterwards."

IF I could be Annie from LoL in this final moment..."Have you seen my bear Tibbers?!"
*evil laugh whith screams of burning people in the background*

 

[Emurlahn]

"*Sign* Not again..."

 

[nebtheslayer95]

Unfortunately for you I have Second Chance PRO!

 

[Drakmorg]

Assuming I have the time to say and am in a war:
"I'm going to give every last one of you sons of bitches the honor of dying for YOUR country!"

 

[GreyKnight3445]

"VALHALLA!"

and then i go into a berserker rage.

 

[Samnite]

So, so many of these sound like things Sarge from Red Vs Blue would say - I don't take him seriously either.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"just gonna give you guys some advance warning that i'm a screamer"