Last words before death
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"We have to break this never ending cycle of attack and retaliation either by A convincing both sides to live in peace or B getting completely involved and kicking some serious ass. i vote B
or "STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING everyone everyone look unto me i possess the Blue Flag i have seen the top of the mountain and you will worship me as though i were a god!!!(gets attacked)I regret nothing i lived as few men dared to dream
or "STOP FIGHTING EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING everyone everyone look unto me i possess the Blue Flag i have seen the top of the mountain and you will worship me as though i were a god!!!(gets attacked)I regret nothing i lived as few men dared to dream
"This server has instant respawn, *****."
or:
"...Where the fuck are the ghost busters?!"
or:
"Imma rage quit nao!"
or:
"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're such a total *****!"
or I'll start whistling Monty Python's Always Look on The Bright Side of Life.
And lastly:
"The antidote....... I broke it yesterday.
or:
"...Where the fuck are the ghost busters?!"
or:
"Imma rage quit nao!"
or:
"Well I'd love to stay and chat but you're such a total *****!"
or I'll start whistling Monty Python's Always Look on The Bright Side of Life.
And lastly:
"The antidote....... I broke it yesterday.
"E tu Brutus?"
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it."
"Heaven, it's so beautiful . . . and warm . . . the fires are a bit mu- shit."
"As i die, tell my wife i said 'hello"
"Don't worry. I will make it. . . *gah*"
"My death shall echo through the centuries. You shall rue the day you gave me salmonella! My son will see the death of your feathered kin. . . I die with the knowledge that you die with me."
"Dont let me shit my pants" death. long wet fart noise.
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it."
"Heaven, it's so beautiful . . . and warm . . . the fires are a bit mu- shit."
"As i die, tell my wife i said 'hello"
"Don't worry. I will make it. . . *gah*"
"My death shall echo through the centuries. You shall rue the day you gave me salmonella! My son will see the death of your feathered kin. . . I die with the knowledge that you die with me."
"Dont let me shit my pants" death. long wet fart noise.
"Son.... I always wanted.... a Daughhhh...."
"The treasure.. is buried... at..."
"They came from... behind..."
"Death... Is... a *****..."
"God... You better be real.... I swear to you.... I will kick your ass if your not..."
"The doctor... Raped... me...."
"Ack! Old age!" < This one was from my friend whom after reading Hamlet decided he was going to shout out what killed him as he dies.
"The treasure.. is buried... at..."
"They came from... behind..."
"Death... Is... a *****..."
"God... You better be real.... I swear to you.... I will kick your ass if your not..."
"The doctor... Raped... me...."
"Ack! Old age!" < This one was from my friend whom after reading Hamlet decided he was going to shout out what killed him as he dies.
Depends on how I feel at the time, and what I can remember, and whether or not I am drowning in my own blood at the time. XD
"What was the point of you meatsheild's?"
"But the bomb ... if I don't ..."
"No. I refuse."
"I don't want to see ...that ... clown ..." (A reference to Interesting things with Demetri Martin, youtube the show and clown to find the clip)
"But if I'm dieing, who will? ... you must ... imporant ... so much blood."
I've also got a few ideas for an epitaph.
"Died like he lived; Strangely"
"Gone but not forgotten, despite the therapy."
"What was the point of you meatsheild's?"
"But the bomb ... if I don't ..."
"No. I refuse."
"I don't want to see ...that ... clown ..." (A reference to Interesting things with Demetri Martin, youtube the show and clown to find the clip)
"But if I'm dieing, who will? ... you must ... imporant ... so much blood."
I've also got a few ideas for an epitaph.
"Died like he lived; Strangely"
"Gone but not forgotten, despite the therapy."
You need to do it underwater you crazy fool!Hubilub said:
OT: Probably something along the lines of "Hey, check this shit out!"
*this is a alternative death*
if id have a greedy family id make them wear mask that represented the sin of their souls like glutness greed or anger and make them go to the edge of insanity being not telling them who got my riches and as i was about to die with my last breath id tell them it went to all my workers and charities
if id have a greedy family id make them wear mask that represented the sin of their souls like glutness greed or anger and make them go to the edge of insanity being not telling them who got my riches and as i was about to die with my last breath id tell them it went to all my workers and charities
It'll probably be some sort of pun. Like, if I got stabbed, I'd say something like, "You make a very good POINT." If I get shot, "Dude, that just BLEW ME AWAY." Etc.
I'd say a pun, and when my friends hear those were my last words, they'd be all OMG SRSLY?!?!
Or it'd be something like, "Oh hell, my friends are going to think this is just freakin' HILARIOUS."
I'd say a pun, and when my friends hear those were my last words, they'd be all OMG SRSLY?!?!
Or it'd be something like, "Oh hell, my friends are going to think this is just freakin' HILARIOUS."
