So you've been made king/president/whatever of the world and you've crushed all who'd oppose you, now it's time to make laws, but they must be practical laws, no "women must go topless" or "kill all lawyers" laws, but real laws, what would you do?
My top 3 are:
Retractions must be equal to original coverage.
A media law that I thought up after seeing news papers and TV shows slander the hell out of people then print a retraction to a frontpage story on page 28 in a tiny box, or in the last seconds of a news program after the weather when everyone has switched to another station. With this law if a news paper slashes a huge frontpage story filled with lies, they must publish an equal retraction.
Punishment for failure to obey this law: Loss of a the smallest finger remaining on your dominate hand.
Cables must be standard!
If you're using USB for something and it doesn't plug into a standard USB plug they've done something naughty at the factory. I really sick of having a half dozen cables laying around.
Punishment for failure to obey this law: To be hung by the neck by one of their own cables until such time as they are dead or the cable breaks.
You mess it up, you clean it up!
This one comes about after visiting Adelaide a few weeks ago, and spending half an hour trying to find a public restroom that wasn't disgusting so I could have a pee. After 4 bloody disgraces with bodily fluids, paper, trash, and other questionable objects laying around, all in the city centre, I got in the car and drove out to a service station. Seriously WTF is wrong with big city people?
Punishment for failure to obey this law: Forced to clean restrooms for 6 months.
So got any you'd share?
My top 3 are:
Retractions must be equal to original coverage.
A media law that I thought up after seeing news papers and TV shows slander the hell out of people then print a retraction to a frontpage story on page 28 in a tiny box, or in the last seconds of a news program after the weather when everyone has switched to another station. With this law if a news paper slashes a huge frontpage story filled with lies, they must publish an equal retraction.
Punishment for failure to obey this law: Loss of a the smallest finger remaining on your dominate hand.
Cables must be standard!
If you're using USB for something and it doesn't plug into a standard USB plug they've done something naughty at the factory. I really sick of having a half dozen cables laying around.
Punishment for failure to obey this law: To be hung by the neck by one of their own cables until such time as they are dead or the cable breaks.
You mess it up, you clean it up!
This one comes about after visiting Adelaide a few weeks ago, and spending half an hour trying to find a public restroom that wasn't disgusting so I could have a pee. After 4 bloody disgraces with bodily fluids, paper, trash, and other questionable objects laying around, all in the city centre, I got in the car and drove out to a service station. Seriously WTF is wrong with big city people?
Punishment for failure to obey this law: Forced to clean restrooms for 6 months.
So got any you'd share?