Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[tyzzni]

Does anybody remember Gex?

I loved Gex!


another unbadass game character was that stupid girl dragon they stuck onto Spyro's back
and that damn dragonfly

 

[Kurenai_X]

Sonic, enough said.

 

[Vrex360]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

He speaks the truth.

*bows*

 

[Jonnypapoose]

Cappel does it for me. He doesn't want to escape his prison because he wants to stay out of trouble. How can anyone call that badass?

 

[theSovietConnection]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

Seconded, don't find him that badass at all.

 

[The Shade]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

Think a little more into that, man...what if the turtles you see are actually people because he's crazed on account of the 'shrooms? That's alot of broken necks/backs he has caused.

Mario is pretty bad-ass if you think like that...and maybe a little murderous.

We clearly have very different definitions of "bad-ass".

 

[KoRn_Leader]

Gordon Freeman has my vote.

 

[socialtangent]

Jet Brody from Fracture. I'm sure if I flicked him, I'd hear a resounding metallic thud.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Except that saved herself repeatedly, beginning as soon as Super Mario Brothers 2.

Yeah, but not in the most badass of ways. Come on, in Paper Mario 2, she does ballroom dancing with a computer that's in love with her, and that's just creepy if anything.

 

[Little Possum]

Frogger.... a frog that goes across a ready, gets hit by cars, and can somehow still drown in a stream despite being amphibious.....really?

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

 

[Yegargeburble]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

Think a little more into that, man...what if the turtles you see are actually people because he's crazed on account of the 'shrooms? That's alot of broken necks/backs he has caused.

Mario is pretty bad-ass if you think like that...and maybe a little murderous.

We clearly have very different definitions of "bad-ass".

Hey man, anyone can wield a gun or sword to shoot or slice bad guys...it takes balls to jump on a bad guys spine to kill him.

 

[Jennacide]

Dan Hibiki. I love him to death, but jesus, his 'hadoken' in MvC2 was signing his autograph. He wins just for being so vain about his horribleness.

 

[hailmagus]

Either Cooking Mama, or Nazomi from Shenmue. You just try and top that.

 

[Vrex360]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

HO-LY SH-IT

That's the most awsome version of Mario and Yoshi I've ever seen. He truly is the king.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

DO NOT MOCK THE BEARD!

 

[Zestic]

omfg! my mom beats Master Mutants from fallout! Duh!!

has anyone here tried Fallout 3?? xD

 

[Lrbearclaw]

Least badass... I have new ones for my list.
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Rouan from EverQuest's Tribunal server. (Sorry, bud, I had to. )

Superman... the dude has freaking X-Ray vision and can NEVER look through women's clothing.