Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[hailmagus]

I can't decide which to pick. Waddle Dee or Darth Malak.

Sorry, but Darth Malak was the shit. I'm curious as to why you think he's a *****, though.

 

[LazerFX]

Hrm... I'd have to be a competition between Guybrush Threepwood, and the dude who craps himself from MGS4 (Name's gone)

 

[ShankHA32]

I can't decide which to pick. Waddle Dee or Darth Malak.

Sorry, but Darth Malak was the shit. I'm curious as to why you think he's a *****, though.

A whiny noob with a superiority complex over his master. Bragged about taking down Revan when he was pretty much getting screwed by jedi, and being killed by my light side counscillor by 20 force waves.

 

[Insomniac Gamer]

Either A) Ganondorf or B) Squall from FF8

Ganondorf coz he gets his ass handed to him by a little kid in green with a fascination for loud unneccesary noises when he rolls and fights eg when fighting: "hyahya hya hyahyahya hya hya HYAAAAAAAA!!!!!" worse than a martial artist. He's an absolute wimp and I agree with Yahtzee and always abuse the name feature to call him fagballs rather than link.

Squall coz...well...have you played FF8? God I know he's trying to put on the tough guy persona but damn...just find a video on youtube and you'll be all set.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Well, my Gordon Freeman comment earned me 2 angry replies, 2 agreements and 2 people defending his beard. I seem to have touched a nerve.

 

[pqowieurytlaksjdhfg]

Togepy, Kirby, one of those blue things in Rayman, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad and Toadet

 

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oh and tingle

 

[D_987]

Capell from Infinite Undiscovery.

When one of the secondary characters battle lines is "Don't worry Capell, I'll knock them down before you can run away" - you know hes not a badass.

 

[Prototype1207]

Ooh, how about 50 Cent?! He's a joke in his infinitely horrible games!

 

[jonnopon3000]

Dr Kleiner.

Pathetic. Or Magnusson. If my mother couldn't kill him, I WOULD!

 

[Magnikai]

Least Bad-Ass?

Phoenix Wright ain't exactly spouting one-liners as he shoots aliens. One of the best characters, but certainly the least bad-ass ever.

I see your Phoenix Wright and raise you an Apollo Justice

 

[Babypummeler]

Some of the recent male leads in Final fantasy games (and many others as well) Whats this with the ignorant young whiny teen's. little stupid emo kids should not lead my party, I want a manly man as manly as me, surrounded by kittens, puppies, various rodents, and a wise/strong female lead who isnt as annoying as formerly said emo leader.

 

[Instant K4rma]

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[Proteus214]

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I agree. Any of the leads from FFVII on were pretty weak, even if the games were fantastic.

 

[Fraught]

Chris redfield man i'm pretty sure he can't move since he's like the incredible hulk my grandma could walk up to him and stab him and he couldn't do anything to stop it

Does your reality work by the laws of cartoons? If you're bigger (and not huge, but just bigger and more fit) than you're very slow?

 

[N0b0dy]

It's been said before, but who the hell lost to Glass Joe?

AVGN did

 

[A Weary Exile]

Slippy Toad. No explanation required I think.

Definetley Slippy! I swear I sometimes think that he/she jumps in front of my lasers on purpose.

 

[dark-amon]

Not Glass Joe, but the person who lost to him. (If you see on his statistics he has lost 99 games and won 1) Now who lose to that whimnp?
The answer: the least bad-ass character EVER!!!

 

[5stringedbandit]

George Cloony as batman. Those bat-nipples and bat-Zip do nothing for me.