Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[BolognaBaloney]

What is the least bad-ass character you can think of?
Who is a character that you think your mother could kill in a fist fight?

 

[Count_de_Monet]

Cait Sith

 

[slevin8989]

Chris redfield man i'm pretty sure he can't move since he's like the incredible hulk my grandma could walk up to him and stab him and he couldn't do anything to stop it

 

[unclebob]

kirby

 

[wolfy098]

Nanaki(Red XIII) this is because
1) he turns out to be soft with a grandparent who isn't the same race as him
and
2) He apologises to aerith for pretending to kill her to give himself TIME TO ESCAPE A TESTING ZONE

 

[wolfy098]

but kirby IS 2nd

 

[The Shade]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

 

[internutt]

Slippy Toad. No explanation required I think.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

A psychiatrist haha, he's got issues

 

[Daxdiv]

Flint from Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. Dumbest Elite Four Member ever. His DP team had only two fire types in them, also he looks like Ronald McDonald.

 

[Mykonos]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

Mario meets the ninja turtles. Best fight ever.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Kaidan Alenko. (Mass effect)

He seems to spend most of my games getting knocked unconscious as soon as a bad guy so much as breathes on him and I repeatedlly revive his sorry ass.

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Sticky.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?

Mario meets the ninja turtles. Best fight ever.

Haha, he'd stomp their shells, til' they cut his stubby lil' legs off.

 

[Lisuu]

Mutant Master from Fallout a bit disgusting but awesome

 

[shelficon]

Glass Joe

How is this guy not been mentioned?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Sonic..... He tries way to hard...

 

[kiwisushi]

Emma Emmerich from MGS2 (just beating Hal in MGS 1)

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Nero from Devil May Cry 4. Even Dante was harder than that man, and Dante was a wimp.

Also, Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 because he also suffered from overexposure to Wimpidium.

Oh, and Galen Marek, A.K.A. Starkiller from the Force Unleashed, because he was supposed to be badass, but was, in fact, more flat than Mr. Game and Watch after standing under a hammer.

 

[ffxfriek]

tidus from FFX /thread

 

[Saboonatic]

Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter, no contest,have you seen his hadokens?!