Least Bad-Ass Game Character

[Plauged1]

Nero is a whiny *****. Mustadio from FF tactics just flat out sucks, Give me Balthier any day.

 

[classyplatypus]

goombas

 

[ohgodalex]

It's been said before, but who the hell lost to Glass Joe?

 

[youkiri]

every henchmen in every fps game. all they do is to stand in my way

 

[Christemo]

Sonic..... He tries way to hard...

ive heard Sonic and The Black Knight should be quite good, in fact. but until that point, i agree.

 

[Lrbearclaw]

Robin in ANY Batman game.

King Trode.

Navi. "LOOK! Listen." ~imagines Link pulling out a can of bug spray~

Toad in any Mario game.

 

[Christemo]

feiyan in Titan Quest. when u save her from petrification by beating up The Gorgons, shes all like, "thank you, now FUCKING LEAVE." she all like "they chose you over me? BULLSHIT" when she sends u with a boat to Crete. and then she uberfails at stopping the 3rd telkine, being falcon pawnched into a wall on the first blow, allowing the telkine direct access to the Sickle of Cronos.

oh, forgot about Otakon and his pant-pissing.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Kao the Kangaroo

 

[hailmagus]

It's been said before, but who the hell lost to Glass Joe?

The kids from the Breakfast Club.

 

[Hazy]

Carmine

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Vaan.

 

[HaussVonHorne]

Magikarp... Duh

 

[Madshaw]

cloud strife? him or sonic, im not realy sure

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Slippy Toad. For 8 years, I wasn't aware that he was male.

 

[devilatwork]

Mudkip LMAO

 

[Pimppeter2]

Spiderman, what a pussy

 

[ace_of_something]

that would be Lester the Unlikely. His dorkitude was the whole point of the game though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lester_the_Unlikely

 

[ideitbawx]

Flint from Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. Dumbest Elite Four Member ever. His DP team had only two fire types in them, also he looks like Ronald McDonald.

i'll just pretend i know what all that means