Acting tough and "like a man" doesn't impress someone when they're threatening to hit you, it annoys them. They want you to cower and make
them feel tough.
This applies doubly for drunk people who have spent the last 20 minutes bragging about how everything they're wearing was stolen and that they just got out of prison.
When I was 17 I moved from a town with 1740 people (according the the census the year before I moved away) to Brisbane (third most populous city in Australia at over 2,000,000) and I had always been a stupid "tough mother fucker" in my own mind. I was not.
Needless to say I got into a small but stupid argument with a drunk guy who had about 30kg (60lbs) on me - which escalated way too quickly. I was acting like I was Bruce Lee or some shit and when he threatened to kill me I laughed in his face and said I doubt it.
In the end he hit me in the face twice much harder than I'd ever been hit before and I decided to concede the fight, he wasn't keen on the idea. I managed to walk backwards and side step enough to avoid being hit any more but I honestly believed that he wanted to kill me and it's not an experience I ever wanted to replicate.
I learned why Pride is a sin that night.
Fumofu said:
And even though it's been said before: if you lend money to your friend, be prepared to lose that money or that friend.
Also, this.
zidine100 said:
never expect anything to be simple or to go well, a simple trip to the toilet can result in an agonising expedition half way across town to acquire the mythical treasure that has been named as, toilet paper.
Oh and always buy a lot of toilet paper.
Take your phone with you next time, call a friend and have them bring you toilet paper.
Also, make friends with your neighbours.