Let's Not Be Cynical

[Specter_]

Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

Must.resist.urge.to.be.a.bastard... Aw crap, here we go:

Does that include "A Burger with fries, please"?

Please don't hate me...

I don't now, nor will I ever work at a fast food place... sorry, and the feeling wouldn't apply then anyways. =P

Why wouldn't it apply? You didn't provoke it and she talks to you...

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Seriously and a replica just isn't the same.

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And I'm not much of a shottie guy, I'd go for a P90 over a shotgun
Then buy a P90. I would choose an MP5 over a P90 but thats just me. BTW, do you know if MP7's are available for civilian ownership? If so wh










Seriously and a replica just wouldn't be the same.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

Must.resist.urge.to.be.a.bastard... Aw crap, here we go:

Does that include "A Burger with fries, please"?

Please don't hate me...

I don't now, nor will I ever work at a fast food place... sorry, and the feeling wouldn't apply then anyways. =P

Why wouldn't it apply? You didn't provoke it and she talks to you...

Well it's unavoidable, if she wanted a burger and fries she would HAVE to talk to me.

 

[Specter_]

Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

Must.resist.urge.to.be.a.bastard... Aw crap, here we go:

Does that include "A Burger with fries, please"?

Please don't hate me...

I don't now, nor will I ever work at a fast food place... sorry, and the feeling wouldn't apply then anyways. =P

Why wouldn't it apply? You didn't provoke it and she talks to you...

Well it's unavoidable, if she wanted a burger and fries she would HAVE to talk to me.

She could ask one of your coworkers...

 

[Berethond]

Seriously and a replica just isn't the same.

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And I'm not much of a shottie guy, I'd go for a P90 over a shotgun
Then buy a P90. I would choose an MP5 over a P90 but thats just me. BTW, do you know if MP7's are available for civilian ownership? If so wh

Seriously and a replica just wouldn't be the same.

You messed the quote up a little. And I know a replica ain't the same, but you could try looking around on the 'net for some. Maybe you'll get lucky.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

Must.resist.urge.to.be.a.bastard... Aw crap, here we go:

Does that include "A Burger with fries, please"?

Please don't hate me...

I don't now, nor will I ever work at a fast food place... sorry, and the feeling wouldn't apply then anyways. =P

Why wouldn't it apply? You didn't provoke it and she talks to you...

Well it's unavoidable, if she wanted a burger and fries she would HAVE to talk to me.

She could ask one of your coworkers...

Now you're just reaching.

 

[Neonbob]

I credit all my bitterness towards humanity to George Carlin's amazing comedy. Paradoxial? Maybe. Yet true all the same.

 

[ButtonedDownParadox]

A friend of mine recently informed me of Jonah Cardelli Falcon who is known to have the largest penis in the world at thirteen and a half inches...

And I only envied his name. Jonah Falcon! That's epic...

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

Everytime I get a text message, friend request or party invite, I feel warm and fuzzy inside. Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

...Is it sad that I'm exactly the same?

Same here as well.

Actually, that does bring something up. In math class this girl behind me was talking to the guy next to me, and they were talking about someone I knew, so I turned around to talk to her. Instead of flipping out because I entered the conversation (something people seem to not expect when they're talking loudly) she recaps what they said and basically adds me to the conversation. After the conversation was over I was thinking: "Wait... what? Did someone just- oh man." I was feeling so epicly happy about it that when I got to the next question I had to resist euphorically shouting: "X! CANNOT! EQUAL! ZERO!"

Weird day. Probably should've had breakfast. ^.^'

 

[Specter_]

Also everytime a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

Must.resist.urge.to.be.a.bastard... Aw crap, here we go:

Does that include "A Burger with fries, please"?

Please don't hate me...

I don't now, nor will I ever work at a fast food place... sorry, and the feeling wouldn't apply then anyways. =P

Why wouldn't it apply? You didn't provoke it and she talks to you...

Well it's unavoidable, if she wanted a burger and fries she would HAVE to talk to me.

She could ask one of your coworkers...

Now you're just reaching.

My bad :*(

 

[KungFuMaster]

Every time I get a text message, friend request or party invite, I feel warm and fuzzy inside. Also every time a girl talks to me unprovoked, it makes me want to scream from the highest mountains.

This.

Which is kinda sad since I'm a member of a social club and <a href=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=144554248&albumID=652091&imageID=1425155> married, but there it is.

 

[Zippy1313]

If you expect everything to suck ass then the suckage won't bother you. Of course when the good things happen, they are that much better. I do not see this as a negative outlook on life, but a positive one because I have twice as much fun as normal people and nothing really gets me down because I already expected shit from the world.

 

[River Otter]

If you expect everything to suck ass then the suckage won't bother you. Of course when the good things happen, they are that much better. I do not see this as a negative outlook on life, but a positive one because I have twice as much fun as normal people and nothing really gets me down because I already expected shit from the world.

Trust me, I've had a lot of shit happen in my life. As Christopher Titus once said, people growing up in dysfunctional families know that when shit is about to hit the fan, they step to the side of the fan. Have I been cynical, yes. Do I live in a fantasy world where I delude myself to think only positive things happen? Of course not -- That's silly. However, that does not imply I don't take joy in anything I should take joy in. Life's too short to ***** about it, I'd rather phase out those who annoy me and move on to greener pastures.