Let's Play doctor!!

[SkyeNeko]

Then take a quick nap ;D cant hurt.

I dont have enough money to buy a horse.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ask yourself why you need a horse in the first place.

I just found out that George Carlin narrated "Thomas the Tank Engine".

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Rejoice.

I just overdosed on salt.

 

[Mr Maliwop]

I will plan your funeral.

I need to teleport.

 

[xmbts]

Build a teleporter.

I see dead people.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

close your eyes

i have a cold

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's a blanket and a towel.

I now have no towel.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Take your towel back

my feet hurt.

 

[Vryyk]

Oh Christ oh piss AMPUTATEEEEE!!
*amputates*

I ate a live grenade.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Quick count to 100.
That should give me enough time to run away.

I can't find my keys anywhere.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Use a magnet.

Vryyk amputated my feet...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ask Rainboq to make you some prosthetics.

I am totally insane.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You'll fit in here.

My sky isn't falling like I hope it would.

 

[Vrex360]

Then I'll use more powerful plasma for my orbital bombardment.

I've got hurt feelings.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here's a comforting thought: nobody cares.

Even I can't work out why that's comforting.

 

[xmbts]

Because it isn't.

My boss is a jerk.

 

[TheDoctor455]

As you once told me... "turn your ears off".

I'm lost in Mirkwood.

 

[xmbts]

Get a map.

I got a hangnail.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Let me bite it off.

Consequently, I've got toothache.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Go see a dentist.


I just sent SckizoBoy to his death.