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Living_Brain

When in doubt, overclock
Feb 8, 2012
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Astronomical Physiology
Power to tap the energies of astronomical objects.
RELEASE THE POWER OF THE SUN!
 

Zio_IV

Not a Premium Member
Sep 17, 2011
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Velocity Manipulation.

I can control the speed and direction of any moving object. According to the page article, that means I can fly, cancel something's velocity and freezing it in the air, or blast things away at high speeds (also, I can make stuff move around, I guess).

Can't say I'm disappointed. Physics and Vector Manipulation is pretty awesome.
 

Gavmando

New member
Feb 3, 2009
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Avian manipulation.

Damn. I can control birds. That's kind of useless. But it would make it easy to get cheap cat food!
 

BabySinclair

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Apr 15, 2009
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Empathic Power-Shifting

"The ability to shift between powers based on one's emotions. A empathic variant of Power-Shifting"

So I have random abilities based on my emotions, good thing I can control them and switch when I need to. Sounds more like a power control system than an actual power so lets have fun with emotions and random powers

Anger (Offence): Chain Projection (Not the best offensive power but it'll do)
Love (Emotion): Emotion Manipulation
Fear (Defensive): Scale Manifestation (would have liked a different defense)
Happiness (Peaceful): Power Bestowal (be nice and I can give you abilities)
Grief (Healing): General Healing
Hate (Evil): Power Absorption (Sweet, I'll take on anyone if they piss me off)
Anticipation (Foresight): Prescience (I know who will piss me off)
Courage: Fear Masking
 

Iyon

Recovering Lurker
May 16, 2012
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Lactose Manipulation. Really?

I guess I'll be forced to take on the not at all misleading name of "Milkman"...
 

Rule Britannia

New member
Apr 20, 2011
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First try:
http://marvel.wikia.com/Main_Page

Pretty happy about that one :D

second try:
http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Adventure_Time_with_Finn_and_Jake_Wiki

ermmmm...what?

Third try:
http://monsterhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_High_Wiki

okie then....

Fourth try:
http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/The_Morphin_Grid:_A_Power_Rangers_Wiki

Finally something I've at least heard of.

Fifth try:
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Thomas_%26_Friends

:) Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Regeaj

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Aug 3, 2011
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I did it three times, and here is what I got.

1. Osteokinetic Creature Creation - I'm a Necromancer, which I actually don't mind, fear my skeleton army, and the armor made of some guy.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Creature_Creation

2.Warping - I could use it to teleport around people and attack them between attacks.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping

3. Air Manipulation - I'm an air-bender, which is actually really useful.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Manipulation

I got quite lucky with what I got, though of course, since I have to go with the first one I got, I wouldn't mind.
 

Magical029

New member
Sep 5, 2011
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Wings, then mystical martial arts, then oil....manipulation...?

So I REECH? I make petrol and be reech?

:D.
 

Anget Colslaw

New member
Jul 26, 2012
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Electromagnetic Wave Physiology

AHAHAHA! I'M A BEING OF PURE ENERGY! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME!

Captcha: meat and drink

Silly captcha! I don't need those things any more!
 

phatty500

New member
Mar 25, 2009
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Daystar Clarion said:
Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win? :D
actually i think i won i got destiny manipulation the "Power to perceive and affect fate/destiny concerning people and events."
 

SenseOfTumour

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Jul 11, 2008
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Seems so many people at least got something sensible, if not overpowered, so I have a go, and...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation

Yes, I'm the king of farting.

Still, at least there's a career in showbusiness:

 

MinorAnnoyance

New member
Mar 5, 2012
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Contract Bestowal

The ability to give a person a power or gain a power, or change an event though an agreement.

Also called Faustian Bargain or Deal with the Devil.


Well shit, it's official, I'm the devil.

In that case if anyone is unsatisfied with their superpower or life in general, just come on over and we'll negotiate prices.*

*We accept the sales of lifespans, marriages, friendships, current superpowers, soul(s), first-born children and yachts