Let's play the superpower lottery!

[Zio_IV]

Velocity Manipulation.

I can control the speed and direction of any moving object. According to the page article, that means I can fly, cancel something's velocity and freezing it in the air, or blast things away at high speeds (also, I can make stuff move around, I guess).

Can't say I'm disappointed. Physics and Vector Manipulation is pretty awesome.

 

[Gavmando]

Avian manipulation.

Damn. I can control birds. That's kind of useless. But it would make it easy to get cheap cat food!

 

[BabySinclair]

Empathic Power-Shifting

"The ability to shift between powers based on one's emotions. A empathic variant of Power-Shifting"

So I have random abilities based on my emotions, good thing I can control them and switch when I need to. Sounds more like a power control system than an actual power so lets have fun with emotions and random powers

Anger (Offence): Chain Projection (Not the best offensive power but it'll do)
Love (Emotion): Emotion Manipulation
Fear (Defensive): Scale Manifestation (would have liked a different defense)
Happiness (Peaceful): Power Bestowal (be nice and I can give you abilities)
Grief (Healing): General Healing
Hate (Evil): Power Absorption (Sweet, I'll take on anyone if they piss me off)
Anticipation (Foresight): Prescience (I know who will piss me off)
Courage: Fear Masking

 

[TheAmokz]

Enhanced Gliding.

Worst. Superpower. Ever.

 

[Shady Dealer]

White hole Creation.....boss.......

 

[Iyon]

Lactose Manipulation. Really?

I guess I'll be forced to take on the not at all misleading name of "Milkman"...

 

[Rule Britannia]

First try:
http://marvel.wikia.com/Main_Page

Pretty happy about that one

second try:
http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Adventure_Time_with_Finn_and_Jake_Wiki

ermmmm...what?

Third try:
http://monsterhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_High_Wiki

okie then....

Fourth try:
http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/The_Morphin_Grid:_A_Power_Rangers_Wiki

Finally something I've at least heard of.

Fifth try:
http://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Thomas_%26_Friends

Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[viking97]

tele-empathy.

well that's useless.

 

[Regeaj]

I did it three times, and here is what I got.

1. Osteokinetic Creature Creation - I'm a Necromancer, which I actually don't mind, fear my skeleton army, and the armor made of some guy.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Creature_Creation

2.Warping - I could use it to teleport around people and attack them between attacks.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping

3. Air Manipulation - I'm an air-bender, which is actually really useful.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Manipulation

I got quite lucky with what I got, though of course, since I have to go with the first one I got, I wouldn't mind.

 

[Magical029]

Wings, then mystical martial arts, then oil....manipulation...?

So I REECH? I make petrol and be reech?

.

 

[Anget Colslaw]

Electromagnetic Wave Physiology

AHAHAHA! I'M A BEING OF PURE ENERGY! YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME!

Captcha: meat and drink

Silly captcha! I don't need those things any more!

 

[God'sFist]

I got this Armenian Deity Physiology. I can copy Armenian gods abilitys.

 

[phatty500]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

actually i think i won i got destiny manipulation the "Power to perceive and affect fate/destiny concerning people and events."

 

[Dangit2019]

Do I win?

Long answer: I got Omnipresence: The ability to be everywhere in existence at once.

Short answer: No.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Destiny Manipulation.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation

I was hoping for time manipulation, but this is close enough I guess.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Seems so many people at least got something sensible, if not overpowered, so I have a go, and...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation

Yes, I'm the king of farting.

Still, at least there's a career in showbusiness:

 

[MinorAnnoyance]

Contract Bestowal

The ability to give a person a power or gain a power, or change an event though an agreement.

Also called Faustian Bargain or Deal with the Devil.

Well shit, it's official, I'm the devil.

In that case if anyone is unsatisfied with their superpower or life in general, just come on over and we'll negotiate prices.*

*We accept the sales of lifespans, marriages, friendships, current superpowers, soul(s), first-born children and yachts

 

[Eddie the head]

Lactose Manipulation. Really?

I guess I'll be forced to take on the not at all misleading name of "Milkman"...

I got one that pretty much makes me a god. I would trade it so I could be a superhero called Milkman. That is just awesome.

 

[Koshok]

I got Griffon Physiology. I can live with that. Griffons are one of my favorite mythical creatures.

Looking through the wiki page, it looks like I can pick and choose which traits of a griffon I can use. Like I could us it to simply run faster and longer while in human form?

 

[Josdeb]

Technorganic Physiology
Basically, Cyborg powers

I can dig it