I think we can all agree that the most progressive acronym is obviously QUILTBAGSAVITORIFRIBULOUS.
(That's "Quilt-Bagsa-Vitori-Fribulous)
Which stands for:
Queer/Questioning, Undecided,Intersex, Lesbian, Transexual, Bisexual, Asexual, Gay, Straight, Amorphous[footnote]Those who are amorphous blobs and are not strictly either gender. Or necessarily human.[/footnote], Vicarious[footnote]Those who only have sex vicariously, through other people. Not the same as voyeurism.[/footnote], Isotopic[footnote]Those who reproduce through the exchange of molecular particles[/footnote], Transexuormers[footnote]People who can change their sex back and forth at will[/footnote], Orwellian[footnote]Those whose true love is crushed by a totalitarian regime that allows for no emotion[/footnote], Reproachful[footnote]Those who are having sex, but aren't happy about it.[/footnote], Igneous[footnote]Refers to a small group of rocks that have gained the ability to reproduce sexually.[/footnote], Fictitious[footnote]Those who do not actually exist, and thus have no gender.[/footnote], Romantic[footnote]Those who have an overly-idealistic and nieve view of sex and relationships.[/footnote], Idiots[footnote]Those who are too stupid to reproduce without measurably damaging the human race, and thus cannot legally have sex with anyone[/footnote], Bears[footnote]Self-explanatory[/footnote], Ursine[footnote]Also self-explanatory. Not the same as Bears.[/footnote], Liquids[footnote]Refers to beings made of liquid that can reproduce sexually[/footnote], Omnipotent[footnote]Refers to all gods and god-like beings how have grown beyond the need for sexual desires.[/footnote], Unknowable[footnote]Refers to beings of unknowable horror that nonetheless have sexual desires, even if nobody is sure exactly what they are.[/footnote], Spider-Monsters[footnote]Refers to horrible monsters that reproduce by laying eggs inside their helpless, screaming victims.[/footnote]
You guys are all bigots. ALL groups should be equally represented.