Life is like a ___

[Adragon45]

Life is like a piece of cake with a side of laxatives... half tastes good, but half will come back out your ass.

I'm pretty sure that analogy didn't make any sense.

 

[Darth Pope]

Life is like a car full of clowns. No matter how small and innocent something appears crap just keeps coming out of it.

 

[Phase_9]

Life is like a stupid Youtube video, a lot of yahoos running around half-killing themselves while I laugh at them

 

[Jagers1994]

Life is like a game of Tetris; it has to end eventually so you might as well get as high a score as possible.

There a good one.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I remember someone saying this on Counter-Strike...

"Life is like a teletubby. On the outside they're all cute and cuddly, but on the inside... uh... they're just a tv."

I love Counter-Strike.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Life is like surprise prostate exam, random, shocking and slightly arousing uncomfortable.

win for akwardness

 

[SonicMTD]

Life is like a vaccume duct taped to a fan, it sucks and blows

 

[Nukey]

life is like a dull pencil, its pointless.

 

[Souplex]

Life is like a kitten with a fever; it is warm and fuzzy.

 

[wewontdie11]

Life is like a £5 whore, cold, unsatisfying and it's over all too quickly.

 

[teutonicman]

Life is like a 1 way mirror, you never know whose watching.

 

[Gaderael]

Life is like an arse: Everyone's got one but some are much nicer than others

 

[Squedee]

life is like a dick, always there to fuck you