Albert Einstein was born in Rome, but kidnapped by Chinese spies to discover spare parts for China.
Life lessons you've learned from a video game.
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Death isn't always permanent. Life has a save button use it.
Any problem started by a tank can be solved by a tank. Destruction cures everything! If you can't beat em, blow em up! There is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper application of a sufficient quantity of high explosive. The other side's technology is better, steal it and use it on them.
Oh, and how can I forget, remember: Magic missile kills! Never screw with someone wielding a whip!
Any problem started by a tank can be solved by a tank. Destruction cures everything! If you can't beat em, blow em up! There is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper application of a sufficient quantity of high explosive. The other side's technology is better, steal it and use it on them.
Oh, and how can I forget, remember: Magic missile kills! Never screw with someone wielding a whip!
FEAR THE POTATOE SACK!! ( Resident Evil 4)
Nukes when portable are overpowered and safe to fire withen 50 feet ( Fallout 3)
Pressing buttons and pushing a plastic triangle will make you good at guitar (Guitar Hero)
Zombies are the biggest threat ever but are weak to shotguns ( Most games with zombies and shotguns)
Barrels explode only if they are red ( Near every game EVER)
Gain points and lifes by eating white things on the ground (Pacman)
Nukes when portable are overpowered and safe to fire withen 50 feet ( Fallout 3)
Pressing buttons and pushing a plastic triangle will make you good at guitar (Guitar Hero)
Zombies are the biggest threat ever but are weak to shotguns ( Most games with zombies and shotguns)
Barrels explode only if they are red ( Near every game EVER)
Gain points and lifes by eating white things on the ground (Pacman)
Physics is for pussies.(DMC)
As is gravity.(DMC)
Oh! and anyone who has died and failed to come back clearly just didn't run to their corpse before it was buried...(WoW)
As is gravity.(DMC)
Oh! and anyone who has died and failed to come back clearly just didn't run to their corpse before it was buried...(WoW)
If you've just narrowly escaped death, defeated some giant monster, or lived through a gun fight you should have died in, you shut the FUCK up! Because the second you say something like, "Oh I can't believe I made it," something worse will happen, and you will be royally fucked.
i.e. Gears of War 2: After narrowly surviving a major gun fight, Delta squad is evacuated by a Raven chopper. The rookie of the squad, Carmine, is the last in the Raven, and is shot just before getting in. Carmine then proceeds to exclaim, "I can't believe we made it Sarge!" He follows this exclamation by being swallowed immediately by a giant worm.
i.e. Gears of War 2: After narrowly surviving a major gun fight, Delta squad is evacuated by a Raven chopper. The rookie of the squad, Carmine, is the last in the Raven, and is shot just before getting in. Carmine then proceeds to exclaim, "I can't believe we made it Sarge!" He follows this exclamation by being swallowed immediately by a giant worm.
Most thin wooden doors are impervious to anything you can throw at them.
If guards are chasing you, break their line of sight and dive into a hay pile. They'll never think to look for you there.
Shooting someone in the hand or foot is often fatal.
Food, alcohol, and coffee on the floor and in trash cans are meant to be eaten.
If guards are chasing you, break their line of sight and dive into a hay pile. They'll never think to look for you there.
Shooting someone in the hand or foot is often fatal.
Food, alcohol, and coffee on the floor and in trash cans are meant to be eaten.
Sleeping in inns can heal damage caused by Dragon Gods.
Don't pay your debt, just get the HELL OUT OF THERE.
Don't pay your debt, just get the HELL OUT OF THERE.
I was the only one in my eleventh grade history class who knew who Kruschev was because I had played MGS3. I was also the only one that had signifigant knowledge of the Cold War because of that game. I know what was real and what wasn't FYI.
Not really on topic, but I was also the only one who knew who John Dillinger was because I saw him on The Simpsons, in the one when Homer sells his soul for a doughnut.
Not really on topic, but I was also the only one who knew who John Dillinger was because I saw him on The Simpsons, in the one when Homer sells his soul for a doughnut.
1. Don't fight a guy with a giant sword and long flowing platinum hair.
2. Physics is fun.
3. Sometimes a plan is best.
4. Brains win
2. Physics is fun.
3. Sometimes a plan is best.
4. Brains win
Always jump into the strange hole in the ground... Puzzles, treasure or fairies await.
Your horse's name will always be Epona.
Edit: Flak Cannon=Win
Your horse's name will always be Epona.
Edit: Flak Cannon=Win
Things that have a 5% or less chance of happening will happen 95% of the time.
Having a name and a face increases your chance of not dying.
If you get enough marines, you can blow up space craft with just small arms.
Having a name and a face increases your chance of not dying.
If you get enough marines, you can blow up space craft with just small arms.
Here is the original version, just so you know what I am actually getting at.Doeo said:Wow, really glad you didn't mess up the end of that story with proper grammar...Dommyboy said:No John, you are the demons. And John was a zombie.
I think we all learned a lesson from that brilliant writing.
Also:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Also another life lesson is that 'heh, must of been a rat'.
