Life of Brian

Cheesus333

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No, it's not the Monty Python film (voted funniest film of all time :D) In this game, one person says something that happens to Brian. Then the next person cointinues it. You can only say the thing that happened previously, and then make one new thing happen. Eventually, you end up with a bizarre life story forthis unfortunate man, and at least one instance of a giant cookie. So say someone does this:

Brian goes to work in his car, which then breaks down.

The next person might say:

So Brian calls the recovery services. Unfortunately, he broke down in front of a impatient truck driver.

And the next could be:

The truck rolls over Brians car and flattens it. Brian regrets not buying insurance.

And so on. I'll go first. Noone else will:

Brian wakes up, and gets some cereal.
 

revolverwolf

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The kettle explodes in a mass of cheap material and boiling water. Brian is rushed to the emergency room of the nearest hospital.
 

Johnn Johnston

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Brian checks his watch and sees that he is meant to be meeting his girlfriend in half an hour. Brian walks out of the ER and strolls across the street, still bleeding and scalded.
 

Fl@nked

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In perfect cartoon cliche, he manages to walk under a piano that is hanging by a rope.
 

forgetaboutme

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His girlfriend meets him at the hospital. But then he finds out she is a cannibal. She attempts to eat his limbs.
 

ThePoodonkis

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She only eats his left arm, however. Which is unfortunate since he is a lefty and needs to sign the release forms.
 

Cheesus333

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However, having been blinded by the boiling water, he has accidentally signed a contract to be a seeing-eye dog.
 

Lord Harrab

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Cheesus333 post=362.69093.651750 said:
However, having been blinded by the boiling water, he has accidentally signed a contract to be a seeing-eye dog.
okay, wtf? dogs need to sign up now?
 

Ultrajoe

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The Ultra Joe Pulls Bighter Out Of The RP, Unintentionally Sending Brian Rocketing To The Planet SLORCH From The Ultra Concentration The Joe Brings Anywhere He Goes.

SLORCH Has Breathable Air.

The Ultra Joe Scolds Bighter.
 

Cpt. Red

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A god like(=me) creature turns back time... Brian finds himself in his kitchen looking at an empty bowl.

EDIT: He have full memory of what happend.
 

revolverwolf

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The lawn ninja jumps at Brian, flips through the air, throws shuriken-shaped cookies at him and lands. Brian now has several cookies sticking out of his chest and is in extreme pain.
 

Fl@nked

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Unfortunatly the pain is nowhere near enough to sate his hunger. He proceeds to pull out the shuriken and eat them.