Jebussaves, who ran downstairs to watch Brian's corpse. His final thoughts before Brian's ragdolling body crack his spine are, "Either I run really fast, or he falls really slow." Brian dusts himself off and walks away.
Life of Brian
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Having had two lots of pianos sent down, I get the thrid lot free. A piano falls upon my back, just cracking it right so that my spine is permanantly healed. I go home, and lock the doors, whilst Brian is eaten by a bear. God, fed up with this guys constant dying, send Brian to a small inescapable cupboard floating in the voids of space, with a sign on the exterior reading "Beware the Leapord".
Once again, Chuck Norris is there to save him from the cupboard. Chuck roundhouse-kicks the cupboard open, and imbues Brian with his immortality. Chuck, with his powers, gives himself his own immortality back. He drops Brian off at a nearby coffee shop. Brian proceeds to order a hot chocolate.
As jebuss watches, lost in his own amusement, I break the fourth wall and scribble toe out of my name to be replaced by wheel. Now with a huge hunger for wheels, I lunge at jebuss and somehow knock us both into the fifth dimension which is apparently time or so the legend says.
Brian watches in quite amusement, and is suddenly attacked by ninjas! Zombie ninjas! From his zombie cannabilistic girlfriend!
Brian watches in quite amusement, and is suddenly attacked by ninjas! Zombie ninjas! From his zombie cannabilistic girlfriend!
Regrettably, ninjas cannot be killed.
So Brian befiends them. Now, armed with a ninja posse, Chick Norris skillz, and the ability to destroy the fourth wall, he marches on jebussaves... evilly. Mua ha ha and whatnot.
So Brian befiends them. Now, armed with a ninja posse, Chick Norris skillz, and the ability to destroy the fourth wall, he marches on jebussaves... evilly. Mua ha ha and whatnot.
However, Brian is also armed with the wiseness of Chuck Norris, and sees Jebus as not the enemy. Instead, he realises that he would rather be defeated than dragged through countless confrontations, and so turns on Johnn Johnston, Cheesus333, and the Toe-Bighter.
I laugh, as me and jebuss frantically battle plane dimensional monsters in the fifth dimension, in Brians direction. He feels my laughter, and plunges foolishly into the fifth dimension as well were he is greeted by a hamster.
I have little to no idea what that means, but ok! "Pulls large plug, and everything is sucked away. Hasty painter paints a new scene..."
A man named Brian is walking down the street. He stops, and has a strange feeling of amnesia.
A man named Brian is walking down the street. He stops, and has a strange feeling of amnesia.
Deciding that he has not in fact forgot anything, he continues forward. He is then assaulted by a rabid ninja. He now remembers that today was his appointment to be assaulted by a rabid ninja, as per the specifications of the Rabid Ninja Guild.
The weather forecast is on Brians side today though, and a handy storm completely drenchs the two. Though Brian is only soaked, the blue knights armor is completely rusted, turning him into a imposing statue. Brian lets out a sigh, and knocks out the Toe Bighter as he attempts to reintroduce the canabilistic girlfriend (I swear thats the last time).
However, his toes develop an EVIL personality, and become Brians nemesis. After only a few moments in Brians new career, he must save a boatload of orphans from a rampaging walrus who was set off by the nefarious toes.