Life Rules

[teutonicman]

What are you life rules or guidelines that you've developed over the years? A couple of mine are:
Never become friends with someone you're interested in
Always have an escape plan
Know what the fuck you're getting in to before you dive in (Knowledge is half the battle.... the other half is laser)
Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance

 

[Robert632]

there is always something out there more fucked up then what you just saw.

 

[jobobob]

If he looks like he has a gun, he probobly does.
When you see somone being beat up, help him out.

2 of mine.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Don't let other people tell you what to do...unless they pay you.

 

[Birras]

If you are near people with massive egos while having no talent in any field whatsoever on a regular basis, join or form a fight club to get like-minded people together to vent some Brooklyn Rage. It will prevent a school/office/whatever shooting.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Yes life does rule!

Edit: Think positive and if you can't, eat ice cream until you do... or you throw up. one or the other.

 

[Jedoro]

Nothing, except this statement, is absolute.

Everything in moderation, even moderation.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Most ammount of productivity in the least ammount of work.

Dooooo eeeet! It will work out.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Nothing is foolproof.

 

[Sonicron]

Having a plan A won't get you anywhere.
Having contingency plans B through F WILL.

Call me obsessive, but I think leaving anything within your control to chance is utterly retarded and unacceptable.

 

[Adam]

'Better to look up at bad guys than look down on good guys.' My own little motto thing that I don't often get to act upon.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Never get your hopes too high.
Aim for the top, but keep a safety net.
The easiest way to fail is to not even try.
The three P's to success: Practice, persistence, patience. (spoken by Ryan Roxie)
Your own happiness comes before others.
Live your life to the fullest and die fulfilled, or don't live your life at all and die empty.
You may think that you're greater than everyone else, but you're not.
Be yourself, but don't let your wish for individuality go too far.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Evil prevails when Good people do nothing...

Do something.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Be patient.

And always strike when they have no idea it's coming, after you've weathered through years and years of cruel punishment, strike them when they're closest to you and when no one looks, and strike them hardest.

..yeah, I don't get into fights alot >.>

 

[Pingieking]

People are not nice. Stick to machines; at least they use logic.
The internet is full of crazy stuff, be prepared to eliminate large numbers of internet users at a moment's notice.
Never leave homework until the day it's due; do it the night before (unless it's assigned by a specific prof who shall remain unnamed).
Always have some Arizona Ice Tea in the fridge.

 

[orangebandguy]

Plan B is the better plan, always.

 

[Da Joz]

Nothing is permanent, just kick back and enjoy the ride.

 

[Onichanbura]

I don't do anything unless it profits me in some way.

 

[Berethond]

"Even in the face of Armageddon, never compromise."

 

[Captain Wes]

Never try to juggle angry ducks (believe me)