Life Rules

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DazZ.

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If you're not having fun, don't do it.
Or do it drunk, but that should make it fun.
 

shadowstriker86

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Make sure that if someone borrows something from you, get it on paper. I'm not kidding, people ive loaned money to ive had sign contracts saying they would pay me back.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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skywalkerlion said:
Be patient.
This is my motto, i had a conversation with a friend (more like an half argument half debate) on how Patence is always the right thing, and can never be wrong. Basicaly saying there is no time when patence is bad.

Needless to say i won.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
(I know, "bad Hiro, using a quote," but I actually had the first and third ones down before TF2 came out).

Here's a more original one.
If you ask why, you will most certainly not be told an adequate reason.
 

Zombie_Fish

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MaxTheReaper said:
Always be willing to break rules, even this one.
Irony dance? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS0i2ORLN4Y]

As for me:

If you don't like it or don't want to do it, don't do it.

That pretty much makes up everything I do nowadays.
 

Asimov

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Always strive for jen (A chinese word pronounced ren meaning harmony)
Always stick to your beliefs
Nature will always be grater than people no matter how hard we try to kill it
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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Honnesty is the best policy
Knowing is half the battle; the other half is deployment and execution
Don't suck the sack
82% of statistics are made up
Lure with bait, strike with chaos
Always know the "why" before you do something
If you can't think of anything witty at the time, don't worry, it'll come to you later
Never underestimate the power of idiots in large numbers
If everything is going according to plan, your walking into a trap
Bullets have the right of way

A few of things I have learned
 

quiet_samurai

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If you don't know how to do somehing, or find yourself in a place you don't belong.

Just act like you do.
 

Crofty

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If there is nothing wrong then you have missed something.
If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you obviously haven't understood the situation
 

riskroWe

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Life is a game that forces you to keep playing once you've lost.

Life rewards ignorance, and punishes knowledge.

Without death, life is a waste of time.
 

Baby Eater

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know what the fuck your doing in every scenario
if people dont respect you dont respect them
make sure your friends know what the fuck they're doing in every scenario
 

Spacelord

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Yes it does! Oh, wait.

Well the one piece of advice I can give with great confidence is this:
Every big decision has to be made after a good night's sleep.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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Beer and Grass your on your arse, Grass and beer your in the clear.
People suck fuck 'em all. Attachment is weakness and Cats can't (emotionally) hurt you.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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Sexual Harassment Panda said:
Didn't that rule get mythbusted
I believe it was beer goggles, though they could have done that, too. No matter the result, it proved true for me. Blech.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Beware of milk.
NEVER ignore an expiring date.
Take a shower a day (minimum).
Do not talk to girls.
Do not add girls to your contacts.
Do not taunt people.
Do not call hipsters arse holes.
Do not hang around somebody popular (even if your doing it for you friend).
Do not forget your arguments.
Do not go into a (romantic) relationship.
 

UsefulPlayer 1

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Berethond said:
"Even in the face of Armageddon, never compromise."
haha, Rorschach. That used to be my Xbox Live Bio.

If you were careful the first time through, you won't have to backtrack.