Life Without an XBox

[TheNoog]

I awoke this morning with one thing on my mind: Breakfast.

Not only did I want to eat food, but I wanted to eat food that tasted good. Perhaps a McDonald's Breakfast Burrito or the Rise n' Shine meal from Bob Evan's, but neither were delivered. Instead, I received a wonderful serving of (13) Oreo cookies, which I guess dissolved my hunger, but left me quite unsatisfied.

Next, I went to the Dining Room to explore the Internet, but I was again left unsatisfied. Recently, my IP had been banned CyberNations and had found that NationStates2 is utterly terrible.

Naturally, my next choice for entertainment was to waste my life away improving on my pixel-controlling skills. Maybe I felt unsatisfied with how life was going and felt the need to embrace Sam Fisher's rock hard body, or maybe I was compelled to tell Jack Thompson to fuck off, but I definitely needed some video-gamage.

I opened the door to my room to discover a lone Wii sitting under my TV.
Fuck. My brother had borrowed my XBox and left me with a shitty little piece of shit. Shit.

Needless to say, I was fucking pissed.

The day was ruined. I was forced to enjoy my own piss-ant life. My day consisted of attempting to play Goldeneye, adjusting my fantasy team, and reading the first two chapters of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

The point of this rediculously boring story you are forced read because your life sucks as much as mine is that, life without video-games fucking blows.

 

[OuroborosChoked]

Your diet concerns me.

And if you really cared about gaming, you'd still play withe the Wii. And if you really don't want the Wii, sell it, man. You can probably get full price for it on ebay.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

R'Amen to that.
I'm getting bored since I can't afford any new Xbox 360 games, I'm stuck with getting old games on the cheap and asking for emulators off I guy I know...

Fuck, I want Braid and Mirror's Edge dammit...

 

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

It is one thing to be bored by a lack of video games. It is quite another to find life empty without them.

 

[Tartarga]

you should just steal your brothers money and by another xbox as revenge

 

[Good morning blues]

Here is a tip that, if you follow it, you will thank me for: have somebody take and hide all of your consoles and video games until you get a fucking life. Seriously, video games are a hobby, not a way of life, and if not being able to play your xbox really pisses you off that much you need to cultivate some actual interests.

 

[Emmitt_Nervend]

cool story bro.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

13 Oreo cookies? Dear god! Enjoy your hearth attack...

I eat stuff like that and I'm healthy as a mule!

Though I eat that sort of food very rarely...

 

[CrazyBerk]

At this point in time i'm sort of going off games, i'm not enjoying them as much as before. I think i need a good game to hook me or something because at the moment i'm just not into it.

 

[Jolly Madness]

When I get a console I'm going to fuse it into the wall, making it irremovable. Overheating? Naaaaaah.

 

[I3uster]

Why dont you like the Wii? I mean there are decent games for it, the trouble is that there arent ENOUGH

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm getting an XBox next week.
I don't want to for some reason.

Anyway, this reminds me of when I was younger, my sister used to steal my CD's all the time. So I took them out the case and put them in a separate case, then left a note in the CD case saying 'better luck next time.'
Darn idiot, stealing my Spice Girls CD's...

Awesome avatar by the way. David Bowie is God.

 

[Caliostro]

I'm afraid that if I recommended you'd get a life you wouldn't know what one looks like.


/facetious.



But seriously...You might wanna take a long lingering look at your life and it's priorities if a whole day without an Xbox makes you feel this helpless...


Ps: Regardless of what I just said, trading your perfectly good Xbox by a Wii should be, if it's not already, a felony. Next time you see the twit make sure you show him where he can put his Wii.

 

[Arcyde]

if really dont like the wii then just sell it and buy another xbox with the money

 

[insectoid]

I can see why you're annoyed, but surely there's something else to do?

Here is a tip that, if you follow it, you will thank me for: have somebody take and hide all of your consoles and video games until you get a fucking life. Seriously, video games are a hobby, not a way of life, and if not being able to play your xbox really pisses you off that much you need to cultivate some actual interests.

Way too harsh mate. So gaming is a hobby, but 'actual interests' aren't?

 

[Good morning blues]

I can see why you're annoyed, but surely there's something else to do?

Here is a tip that, if you follow it, you will thank me for: have somebody take and hide all of your consoles and video games until you get a fucking life. Seriously, video games are a hobby, not a way of life, and if not being able to play your xbox really pisses you off that much you need to cultivate some actual interests.

Way too harsh mate. So gaming is a hobby, but 'actual interests' aren't?

If he's getting pissed off and can't think of anything to do other than play on his xbox, it's not an interest, it's dependency. I don't think it's too harsh at all. There's nothing wrong with playing video games in moderation, but based on that post this guy clearly needs to find some new pursuits.

 

[TheNoog]

I'm an avid guitar player

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

I'm an avid guitar player

Ummm, OK?
You don't need to play games. My xbox has been broken for months and I haven't really missed it. If I need a fix I'll play TF2 or something on MAME.

 

[Gromril]

Why dont you like the Wii? I mean there are decent games for it, the trouble is that there arent ENOUGH

Because he's an x-box fanboy, they all hate the wii

 

[TylerC]

Hah, that sucks. I remember when I got the RRoD, not fun.

And cookies? <a href=http://www.jkhgraphicdesign.com/images/jpegs/CookieCrunch.jpg>FOR BREAKFAST?