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Super speed, perhaps teleportation instead, and invisibility. Things I'd need to be able to quickly and easily steal a bunch of stuff without being identified so I'd be able to retire and enjoy the rest of life without working.
 

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Jadak said:
Super speed, perhaps teleportation instead, and invisibility. Things I'd need to be able to quickly and easily steal a bunch of stuff without being identified so I'd be able to retire and enjoy the rest of life without working.
Ah, but you might get caught fencing the stuff as a civilian!
 

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BGH122 said:
Jadak said:
Super speed, perhaps teleportation instead, and invisibility. Things I'd need to be able to quickly and easily steal a bunch of stuff without being identified so I'd be able to retire and enjoy the rest of life without working.
Ah, but you might get caught fencing the stuff as a civilian!
Guess I'll just need to steal some cold, hard cash then :p I had considered that, wouldn't even know where to start when it came to fencing pieces of jewelry and such worth millions.
 

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Jadak said:
BGH122 said:
Jadak said:
Super speed, perhaps teleportation instead, and invisibility. Things I'd need to be able to quickly and easily steal a bunch of stuff without being identified so I'd be able to retire and enjoy the rest of life without working.
Ah, but you might get caught fencing the stuff as a civilian!
Guess I'll just need to steal some cold, hard cash then :p I had considered that, wouldn't even know where to start when it came to fencing pieces of jewelry and such worth millions.
I guess one could hit up the Louvre or the like?
 

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Dryaxx said:
I want the ability to turn air into money. I never have to work again <3
Ah, but would your greed get the better of you and suffocate you? Furthermore, wouldn't this render money fairly worthless due to the massive inflation you'd cause? :D
 

Jaywebbs

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Control over all of space-time.

And then freeze time until I'm finished making the universe the way I want it.
 

EqualNOpposite

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Ha! That's easy. When my hour is up, time will reverse back to the beginning, and I will no longer have the power. Thus I get one hour to do whatever the f*** I want.

I'd probably jump off a building, just to see what it feels like. Honestly, it's the first thing that came to my mind.
 

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tellmeimaninja said:
I'd choose to bend reality to my whim. My final act before it ends is to give myself a sandwich that permanently gives you the ability to bend reality to your whim.

Yes, I am an asshole.

Free Thinker said:
I want to bend reality to my will for one hour. Kinda like Haruhi Suzumiya, but it only goes for till the 1 hour duration is up.
Almost ninja'd!
Reality bending? That's so bland... and vague for that matter. And yet I always seem to hear this one in these types of discussions. It's like there's a virus going around that kill creativity.

I'd summon magical creatures and weapons and shit, then get the power to heal all wounds/revive the dead. Then I'd get all my friends together and have a Valhalla-style battle royal with lazers and and battle axes and explosions, ect. Like the stuff you used to pretend to do when you were in the sandbox as a kid, only real.

OH! Or I'd get wings and the ability to control minds by playing sweet guitar solos (and the power to play sweet guitar solos!). Then I'd teleport to Times Square are hold a Mega concert with all my favorite metal bands and the whole city headbanging along as I lord over them in the sky with my magical musical mastery.

Fun times.


...OH! OH! Or I'd summon a swimming pool full of kittens that can never die or grow old that I could play in and even give to homeless children or whatever when my power ran out.

This is less a super-power response and more a if I could have anything response.
 

Biosophilogical

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The ability to enchant objects. I'd simply make an object (maybe a pen or something) that can make things be unnaffected by destructive influences so that they'd never break (or die). A device to make things be destroyed (though it would only nuetralise the other power, so if I ever got bored of immortality I could stop being immortal). And then I'd just makes objects that imbue the user with super-speed/strength/telekinesis/etc as long as they used the and maybe make one that teleports all of my other enchanted items in front of me so that if they were stolen I could get them back. This way I could have evry superpower I wanted as well as being able to let others use them and on top of that I could dish out destruction and immortality at my disgression. So yes, I came up with a silly and excessively wonked way to et around your one hour limit.
 

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LustFull0ne said:
Superspeed.

I'll steal whatever I want so fast that no one can identify me. Come back home before my powers run out.
And heres a Ninja!

I would do that. Except I'd steal as much Money as possible. I'll also read peoples' minds to find out stuff.
 

Omikron009

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The power to conjure physical objects. I'd have a sweet entertainment set up and a ton of cash before the hour was over.
 

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Invisibility, I'd run around groping and ripping off various articles of hot women's clothing.

What, don't look at me like that. And with the ability to be unseen, I'd get off freely. Ha ha, double entendre.
 

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summerof2010 said:
...OH! OH! Or I'd summon a swimming pool full of kittens that can never die or grow old that I could play in and even give to homeless children or whatever when my power ran out.

This is less a super-power response and more a if I could have anything response.
I agree, kittens are awesome, but what about their little, teensy kitteny claws?
 

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xavix said:
stop time

1 hour = infinity
But this'd be so boring! It's technically a get-around for the one hour clause, but no-one would know and fear you. No-one would even know what you'd done.
 

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First up: I'd give myself stupid fast reflexes and movement speed, slow down the passage of time, and employ Black's theory of indefinite fantastic causality so that and hour would last as long as I needed to. Then I'd spend the rest of it screwing around in whatever way amused me.
 

Mr.Napier

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Id take reality bending, mind control, and illusion casting. Id use these to bring about world peace and convince people it has been like that for hundreds of years. Then when there is a minute left Id remove the illusion and mind control and watch the world plunge into chaos.