Lindsay Lohan Will No Longer Play Porn Star in Biopic

[Madara XIII]

What? Playing a character who gets forced to star in a porno is the most oscar-baitey thing I've ever heard. It's the female equivalent of playing a mentally disabled person.

In the words of the great Robert Downey Jr.


"Never go full retard"

 

[General Vagueness]

and not a single care was given that day

 

[Les Awesome]

truly this is a loss the human race will never recover from

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Why the fuck should any of us care?

You clicked on a link to a story with "Lindsey Lohan" and "porn star" in the headline. It's pretty obvious why you care. And if Ackerman's new movie is as hysterically awkward as her love scene in Watchmen, then I wouldn't mind seeing it my own self.

I clicked on the link simply to say what I said. This is the escapist, not fucking E! I don't want to hear about Lindsey Lohan.

 

[Steve the Pocket]

I'd just like to quote from the Escapist's "About" page:

"Founded in 2005, The Escapist is a leading video gaming destination offering video game enthusiasts high-quality, innovative and exclusive content with a considered approach to its audience."

Yeah, they need to update that. I mean, they have two series by Bob Chipman and "The Game Overthinker" isn't even one of them.

 

[rotund0]

I wonder how the beastiality "film-let" Linda Lovelace did will be handled? (No pun intended).