The fact that Alan Tudyk is in it redeems some level of excitement that I had lost for this movie. I wish he would go back to Firefly...wishful thinking...
Lingerie Model Confirmed for Transformers 3
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Awesome! I was getting pretty bored of Megan Fox in these things.
And I've been saying it for ages, but noone EVER listens - there have always been humans noone cares about in Transformers. The trick is to not give a shit about them and watch the robots kick the crap out of each other.
I swear to God, though, Sam was more vapid than Michaela ever was, and Spike made me want to claw my eyes out more than the new Sam does...
And I've been saying it for ages, but noone EVER listens - there have always been humans noone cares about in Transformers. The trick is to not give a shit about them and watch the robots kick the crap out of each other.
I swear to God, though, Sam was more vapid than Michaela ever was, and Spike made me want to claw my eyes out more than the new Sam does...
When will Bay learn that if a teenage boy wants to see boobs and giant robots he goes on the internet, because thats all these movies are. Well I assume so since I refuse to watch them after seeing the first.
You know I could make these films way more compelling. But filming them in stop-motion with Lego!
You know I could make these films way more compelling. But filming them in stop-motion with Lego!
No. No no no no no. Well, going back to Firefly as a zombie...no, wait, that would be awful too.linkblade91 said:
I am outraged! Alan, please, for the good of us all...stay away from this movie. It's going to suck. We know it, you know it, bloody Michael Bay knows it (but doesn't really care as long as a lot of shit blows up), why would you do this? Oh yeah, money. Is money all that matters to you, Alan Tudyk? IS IT?! I honestly thought you were better than that, Wash.
Zombie Wash lol. I meant it more in a "forget Serenity ever happened, let Wash live, keep making the show" sort of way, but I can see your point.SonicWaffle said:
Unrelated: I went and googled Rosie, and I am fairly certain Megan Fox is hotter than her. Probably acts better too...
Alan Tudyk and John Malkovic, can someone please explain what this is going to do to their credibility as actors!
saw the first one on a plane because it was there and I was drunk. no desire to see ANY other Michael Bay films let alone transformers iterations
saw the first one on a plane because it was there and I was drunk. no desire to see ANY other Michael Bay films let alone transformers iterations
I don't think they hired Fox for her acting skills either so I don't see why this would raise any eyebrows.
"I don't think it's the acting that people watch the Transformers movies for."
aye. I dont care, another piece of eye candy \o/ all is right with the world
aye. I dont care, another piece of eye candy \o/ all is right with the world
I like hot babes... but a model? It is the job of a model to look hot. It is the job of an actress to convey a character to an audience in a fashion that is both believable and imersive so as not to break the suspended sense of disbelief. If said actress is hot to boot, then that is a bonus.
Lingerie model = not actress
Cult film starring lingerie model as lead = cult franchise warped through filmic abomination
abominal destruction of all that was once cool = DEATH TO MICHAEL BAY!!!
Lingerie model = not actress
Cult film starring lingerie model as lead = cult franchise warped through filmic abomination
abominal destruction of all that was once cool = DEATH TO MICHAEL BAY!!!
South Park nailed it with this bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeSUuj98Rx0
Michael Bay is an GENIUS! Getting a Victoria Secret model to act in a Hollywood blockbuster is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever heard of. While he's at it, he should hire a gardener to put together his pyrotechnics, and a put a blind man in charge of cinematography! BEST MOVIE EVEEEEEEEEER!
Michael Bay is an GENIUS! Getting a Victoria Secret model to act in a Hollywood blockbuster is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever heard of. While he's at it, he should hire a gardener to put together his pyrotechnics, and a put a blind man in charge of cinematography! BEST MOVIE EVEEEEEEEEER!
If I may be so bold:the_tramp said:
Anyway, Alan Tudyk! My hopes are high that this one man, this one bizarrely-attractive-to-my-heterosexual-eyes man can pull me off.
... I mean pull it out.
HAVE IT OFF!
Oh Christ. I'll be in my
