Little grey...

[Naheal]

Umm...

Anyone else picture Liara in this?

 

[syndicated44]

I am not going to lie I dont think seeing a naked alien chick whom is short with a huge head and 2 big knockers is going to make me drop my pants and demand some sweet loving. I am pretty sure I would cock my head to the right and simply say "really".

On a side note I dont think I have ever seen one of them little grey men with a large dong hanging between their legs. Although I havn't made it a point to look either.

Who said anything about a huge head? Realistically, the big head would probably be unfeasable...

Then again, so are greys, right?

Well yea I guess I just never really considered going the Kirk way of space diplomacy and getting it on with green women. So right now I am picturing an alien like pygmy thing with no hair large tits, big blank black eyes, and smooth grey skin. I guess I could dig if they were threatening to blow up Earth unless we had sex with them. Or maybe they were a escort service ship that crashed and wanted to earn enough money to get off of Earth. Or maybe I am starting to look into this too much and am in need of much needed sleep.

On the whole greys thing. An old friend of mine is absolutely obsessed with greys living in huge underground caverns with laser guns and having really bad diplomacy issues with the U.S. Government. Oh all the stories he would tell from random sites on the internet.

 

[NimbleJack3]

I know it would be all over 70% of the internet. There's nothing that Rule 34 doesn't cover.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I actually find it more concerning that a clearly alien species comes to earth and your first thought is that you want to stick your dick in it.

Well, I'm a lover not a fighter.
I most certainly wouldn't walk over and punch the damn aliens.

Anyway, if an alien species were attractive on from a human viewpoint, I would have no problems with getting freaky, assuming they don't have space STDs.

Why should the aliens have the same reproductive system as we do? There are plenty alternatives.

This is in the realm of fantasy, where greys exist and laser pistols actually did more than singe your outfit.

The writer decided to tip the odds in humanit's favor, I suppose the best excuse is... oh wait, that's me.

 

[Superior Mind]

I actually find it more concerning that a clearly alien species comes to earth and your first thought is that you want to stick your dick in it.

Well, I'm a lover not a fighter.
I most certainly wouldn't walk over and punch the damn aliens.

Of course not, you'd stride on over and flop your dick out. :/

Would having sex with aliens be considered bestiality?

 

[General Store]

I'm inclined going to agree with Superior Mind on this.

An Intelligent alien race, capable of inter stellar travel and probably alot more, has sent an envoy to Earth... and your wondering whether it's alright to have sex with it. seriously dude you need to:
A. get your head out of the gutter
and B. get your priorities strait.

 

[General Store]

P.S. no dude that's gross

 

[Booze Zombie]

Of course not, you'd stride on over and flop your dick out. :/

Would having sex with aliens be considered bestiality?

That's not how sex works, you've gotta "build a relationship" first.
You can't just walk over and do it.
You're silly.

Besides that, how can it be called bestiality if it's with a sentient being capable of space travel?

It'd be interspecies, but I don't know about if it would fall under that term...

I'm inclined going to agree with Superior Mind on this.

An Intelligent alien race, capable of inter stellar travel and probably alot more, has sent an envoy to Earth... and your wondering whether it's alright to have sex with it. seriously dude you need to:
A. get your head out of the gutter
and B. get your priorities strait.

My head is out of the gutter, thinks for insulting me, though.

If a relationship is formed with an alien being, you've got to assume that it's only human nature to try and procreate, it's kinda programmed into us.

I mean relationship as in beyond friendship, for clarification.

 

[kahlzun]

will cause your junk to turn purple and fall off. screw that.

Can I get it until the purple part? Also, can I put wings on it?

i want a one-eyed one-horned purple people eater!...

..wait, that doesn't work?

 

[Booze Zombie]

Can I get it until the purple part? Also, can I put wings on it?

i want a one-eyed one-horned purple people eater!...

..wait, that doesn't work?

Are you trying to say the Purple People Eater was an amputated penis?

 

[saxist01]

Little grey men are a prevalent stereotype for aliens in sci-fi, a trope, really.
But a thought struck me whilst I was thinking about greys...
What if little grey women came to Earth?

I'm talking feminine voice, busty, female genitalia, but short, grey and black eyed.
They're got the key traits of human females, probably making them quite attractive to us.
But, how do you think we would react?

Do you think the sex drive would do the talking, our logic or perhaps sci-fi movie fueled irrational fear?

Quite honestly, I would not be surprised if we went down the sex route, I'm pretty sure humanity has already done it with everything from trees to rocks at this point.

Your last line is probably the most telling. Given what we'll have sex with, I think the topic of female vs. male aliens is rather moot.

 

[saxist01]

Umm...

Anyone else picture Liara in this?

Tali . . . definitely Tali.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Umm...

Anyone else picture Liara in this?

Tali . . . definitely Tali.

I think you mean "Tail".

He, he, he.

Your last line is probably the most telling. Given what we'll have sex with, I think the topic of female vs. male aliens is rather moot.

I suppose so, but I set the example up like that so that we'd at least get a new species out of our, quite frankly, shocking libido.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I would have no problem whatsoever fucking an alien. In fact. That just got added to my list!
Anyway we would have to be idiots to attack them. They could just sit back and blow the shit out of our shitty little planet from orbit and we could not do a single damn thing against them.

I like your honesty, sir!

Also, you raise a damn fine point.

(I just hope it's not that point.) *Slaps self for terrible joke*

 

[saxist01]

Umm...

Your last line is probably the most telling. Given what we'll have sex with, I think the topic of female vs. male aliens is rather moot.

I suppose so, but I set the example up like that so that we'd at least get a new species out of our, quite frankly, shocking libido.

I'll simply quote Clerks. "When it comes to sex, insert somewhere - preferably moist."

 

[T5seconds]

I would not be surprised if we went down the sex route, I'm pretty sure humanity has already done it with everything from TREES to rocks

Spoiler

[http://photobucket.com/images/fallout%203%20harold]

Ewww....

 

[KazNecro]

Sure, little grey men are the stereotype, but that doesn't mean that it's not a stupid stereotype.

The probability of little grey men or women or aliens even closely resembling us is some ridiculous number that I'm not going to spend time finding.

Spoiler: Aliens would likely look closer to this.

I'd tap that.

Hmmm... so far I see at least 5 different orifices that you could use. Good luck on tapping that, and let us know how it went.

I SO want that figurine. It would go awesome with my Cthulhu plushie.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Spoiler: Would I do anything with this?

[sub]I'm not really into that sorta thing[/sub]

Okay lame jokes aside, this reminds me a lot of a Bradbury short story...The Lonely Ones maybe? Anyways these astronauts are stranded on Mars years from home and they come across distinctively womanly footsteps in the Martian sand. The overall question of the story becomes, what do two desperate men do when the find the possibility of love blah blah. You should read it.

Anyways, OT (sorry about that) I wouldn't do it. I couldn't do it, there's too many messed up thoughts that come along with that idea.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'll simply quote Clerks. "When it comes to sex, insert somewhere - preferably moist."

Ha, ha, ha!

I really can't understand why some people don't get why we would most likely have sex with aliens, though...

I mean, human nature is such that we can apply our rules and reasonings to things that don't use them, thus why beastiallity exists, but I don't condone that.

Anyways, OT (sorry about that) I wouldn't do it. I couldn't do it, there's too many messed up thoughts that come along with that idea.

Really? Like what?

I thought sex was an innocent activity by it's very nature, it being programmed into us?

 

[kahlzun]

Can I get it until the purple part? Also, can I put wings on it?

i want a one-eyed one-horned purple people eater!...

..wait, that doesn't work?

Are you trying to say the Purple People Eater was an amputated penis?

What did you think it was? BTW, i had an odd childhood