Morgan, your thesis is sooooo wrong.
Let me explain you
SHIT is being extracted from earth depths (like any other natural resource)
(actually it is called shit, because of S.H.I.T.- Secret Humanity Integration Technique)
Then it is being secretly added to foods and drinks (including tap water)
So whenever you're feeling like you can't give a shit, just eat or drink something to restore your level of shit
Then you will be able to give shit again
So remember kids our food and drinks are full of shit
captcha: no-brainer
See? Even captcha gets it
