Another Rapidfire Response:
All Glory to Canada: You're too late. The US already bombed the moon...
Put a child's smile inside your own smile: Scientists and their silly ethics...
A Rabbit Response by Canada: Looks like the experiment was a success. Prep the weaponized bunnies for deployment.
The Cult of Megobota: Still, not as bad as the pastor's getting caught with rent-boys...
It's a Canadian Parliamentary Study: Memo to members of the Canadian Parliament regarding your study on the effects of pornography on members of Parliament: (1) Open internet browser, (2) type in "[subject matter] porn," (3) study.
James and the Giant: Uhh... we got the motive already when he confessed...
A new Canada: I'm sorry sir. The CIA is burning you as you have been too loose-lipped out our plans...
A Sorority Scandal: No, most of the chess club member's joined the new BDSM club [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/harvard-bdsm-club_n_2212806.html] on the other side of campus and the chess club's been kind of dead for a while.
Action 9 News: Reporter Dale Hanson has been nominated The Greatest Reporter Ever for his reporting on this subject.
Canadian Nuclear War: No sweat, it's happens to the best of us...
A post-credits sales pitch: And thus the Amazon independent retailer model was born.