Ohlookit said:
Damn, that was a insanely well write piece of work guys // Also most makes me want to go volunteer . . . also
Kapol said:
Fun fact: Graham actually is an elephant.
I knew it!!! Wait, what?
-M
Wait, don't you know about the secret elephant plot? Elephants are actually an ancient advanced race that came to Earth a few milenia ago in order to colonize it. But since they crashed, destroying most of their technology, they were stranded here. They've had to wait centuries for humans to advance enough to start stealing bits of technology to reform their own. They couldn't really remake it themselves because of the lack of thumbs and lack of the same types of minerals and similar elements from their planet.
About fifty years ago they were finally able to remake shape-changing technology as well as minor hypnotic devices. But since the human race is all over, they've needed to infiltrate our society to better understand it and make plans to take over.
Since then they've been beginning to work further and further into society, helping us advance so they can get us far enough to make a device to signal their home world for backup. All the while taking places in governments, media, and even becoming internet celebrities so they can strike when the time is right. Luring us into a false sense of security. I also think Yahtzee is an elephant as well, just waiting with all the others to hear back from their own world... Search your feelings, you know it to be true. No logic in the universe can go against my insane theories!
Or, you know, I was trying to make a bad joke based on the stinger. It's one of those two I think. Pretty sure it's the first thing though.
Also, the capta says: true. ibludi. Ibludi must be the name of the elephant language. Someone needs to decode it!