Lol, Skyrim.
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Rabbits seem to cause all sorts of riff-raff.
Fresh out of Riverwood, and only about thirty-minutes in, I watched as a rabbit dodged my arrow, and ran straight into the nearby river and immersed himself Submarine-style. I waited for what seemed to be an hour for him to resurface, but then just let him be and continue on my marry way.
Then I watched as a group of giants attempted to run down a rabbit that had gotten too close to their precious mammoths. The rabbit didn't get away. Several minutes later, with several towns distance between me and the original take-off site, the rabbit impacted into the face of a guard, who acted like he hadn't just gotten hit by a rather peculiar rabbit-shaped comet.
Then their was the time I fast-traveled to the shrine of Azura to find a horse on the stone altar. I heard of a glitch, that if your horse died it may spawn (Dead of course) next to you if you fast-traveled. However, I never even rode a horse to this point, making it all the more eerie...
Fresh out of Riverwood, and only about thirty-minutes in, I watched as a rabbit dodged my arrow, and ran straight into the nearby river and immersed himself Submarine-style. I waited for what seemed to be an hour for him to resurface, but then just let him be and continue on my marry way.
Then I watched as a group of giants attempted to run down a rabbit that had gotten too close to their precious mammoths. The rabbit didn't get away. Several minutes later, with several towns distance between me and the original take-off site, the rabbit impacted into the face of a guard, who acted like he hadn't just gotten hit by a rather peculiar rabbit-shaped comet.
Then their was the time I fast-traveled to the shrine of Azura to find a horse on the stone altar. I heard of a glitch, that if your horse died it may spawn (Dead of course) next to you if you fast-traveled. However, I never even rode a horse to this point, making it all the more eerie...
While sneaking up on a Giant one time the game glitched and a mammoth appeared right in front of me and shot straight up into the sky. It appeared a few seconds later falling to the ground, died, and fell over.
Yeah I had them all after me over a chicken kill my first time too, and I sneak attack shot it.
Yeah I had them all after me over a chicken kill my first time too, and I sneak attack shot it.
Earlier today I had probably my most enjoyable fight in Skyrim. I was fighting a pretty badass Drougr overlord thing (he actually had a name - was part of a quest I think - but don't remember it. It was in the Dragon Temple pretty much inside Ivarstead).
He basically teleports to various places within the room, conjuring two decoys to annoy you while he fires arrows relentlessly. One of his shots disarmed me (sending my sword flying away) and I'm left with a crappy mace and health that needs constant attention from a fast healing spell. As I'm drastically running around the room trying to find my sword, I hit the sprint button to make it harder for him to hit me. Literally just as I sprint, My sword kciks up from the floor and I press X instinctively, catching it in mid-air.
I was amazed. It literally looked like my character kicked the sword up from the floor and caught it like a no-nonsense ass-kicker. That was the time I finally killed the bastard after he'd defeated me 5 times without even breaking a sweat.
It made me lol so fucking much.
He basically teleports to various places within the room, conjuring two decoys to annoy you while he fires arrows relentlessly. One of his shots disarmed me (sending my sword flying away) and I'm left with a crappy mace and health that needs constant attention from a fast healing spell. As I'm drastically running around the room trying to find my sword, I hit the sprint button to make it harder for him to hit me. Literally just as I sprint, My sword kciks up from the floor and I press X instinctively, catching it in mid-air.
I was amazed. It literally looked like my character kicked the sword up from the floor and caught it like a no-nonsense ass-kicker. That was the time I finally killed the bastard after he'd defeated me 5 times without even breaking a sweat.
It made me lol so fucking much.
I did a Dark Brotherhood mission and the only witness to my crime was the 3 chickens there. I could not fast travel as there were enemies nearby. So I killed the chickens and poof I could fast travel.
Nothing better than getting stealth kills on chickens so I can get home.
Nothing better than getting stealth kills on chickens so I can get home.
-Sees Giants near Whiterun.
-Notices that Giants are herding Mammoths.
-Thinks to self "Huh...they're herding animals, maybe they won't attack if I don't piss them off"
-Walks up to Giant while tapping "E" and praying for success.
-Lands somewhere near Solitude.....
There was also the time a dragon showed up and proceeded to attack me when a Giant showed up and started attacking the dragon. As soon as the dragon was dead the Giant came after me and that's how I started running away for about 10 minutes with the Giant right behind me the whole time.
-Notices that Giants are herding Mammoths.
-Thinks to self "Huh...they're herding animals, maybe they won't attack if I don't piss them off"
-Walks up to Giant while tapping "E" and praying for success.
-Lands somewhere near Solitude.....
There was also the time a dragon showed up and proceeded to attack me when a Giant showed up and started attacking the dragon. As soon as the dragon was dead the Giant came after me and that's how I started running away for about 10 minutes with the Giant right behind me the whole time.
I'm climbing over the mountains north of Windhelm trying to get to the city. As I'm working my way down the other side, I find that I'm actually quite close to the top of the city's wall. I think "maybe I can actually get into the city without going through the instance". I jump, hit an invisible wall, fall 25 feet and die.
On my way to Windhelm travelling by horse i happened upon a group of icewolves. Naturally they started chasing me, but i felt like i didn't have the time to dismount and lop their heads of, so i simply kept running. However one of the wolves wouldn't stop chasing me. So i started zigzagging my way down the road, jumping over every obstacle i could find. The wolf however didn't fall for any tricks i tried until i jumped over a log and he somehow got tangled up in my horses' legs mid-air, which sent him flying a fair distance and killing him when he landed. Took me completely by surprise.
When I first started playing I spent a while testing out the jump button and every object in the game was fair-jumpable-game. But one time I tried to jump over a barrel and must foot must of nicked it and glitched because I blinked and suddenly my character shouted "ow!" and I was on the side of a mountain several hundred feet up that was probably a couple miles away.
that one made me laugh, arg ill show you sea elephant, take this ill throw you into the ocean!Luke5515 said:Fighting a dragon near the sea.
Some horkers chilling nearby.
Dragon attacks them a little, they flee to the sea.
Dragon attacks sea.
Horkers burst from the sea in a triumphant assault on the dragon.
Dragon picks one up and tosses it into the sea.
Chickens actually count as townsfolk, like if you were to kill someone and the chicken saw it'd be a witness.
I got sneak-attacked by a dragon.
Well, it didn't sneak attack me so much as land behind me and eat my face before I even realised it was there.
I got sneak-attacked by a dragon.
Well, it didn't sneak attack me so much as land behind me and eat my face before I even realised it was there.
Best glitch ever. Not me playing but I watch this guy's streams nightly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeuGvDG9d1Q
(I couldn't get the embed to work, sorry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeuGvDG9d1Q
(I couldn't get the embed to work, sorry)
My favorite funny moment thus far was my marriage and the subsequent few minutes.
I was just about to start up a new character, having done everything I wanted to do with my mage. The last thing I wanted to do, however, was get gay-married. So I got the amulet thing and went to Onmund in the college (incidentally, it occured to me later that I'm playing a much older character and am also the archmage of the college where he is a student - inappropriate relationship!). When I went to do the marriage ceremony, while locked into one of those semi-cutscene situations, Onmund just fucking walks out of the temple as the rings are being handed over (this happened to a friend with another NPC too - that is one seriously awkward bug Bethesda).
So I went to the college to see if he was in his usual place and he was. So he left in the middle of our wedding and then traveled to the opposite side of the country. I'm willing to put up with a lot of bugs in a game the size of Skyrim, but that's a pretty terrible one, so I was understandably a bit unhappy.
So I talk to him and he asks where we should live. I respond Solitude and he leaves through the door of the dormitory, presumably to go to Solitude. I follow through the door to fast travel there.
And that's when the dragon descended on the college.
We consummated our marriage by killing a dragon together.
I was just about to start up a new character, having done everything I wanted to do with my mage. The last thing I wanted to do, however, was get gay-married. So I got the amulet thing and went to Onmund in the college (incidentally, it occured to me later that I'm playing a much older character and am also the archmage of the college where he is a student - inappropriate relationship!). When I went to do the marriage ceremony, while locked into one of those semi-cutscene situations, Onmund just fucking walks out of the temple as the rings are being handed over (this happened to a friend with another NPC too - that is one seriously awkward bug Bethesda).
So I went to the college to see if he was in his usual place and he was. So he left in the middle of our wedding and then traveled to the opposite side of the country. I'm willing to put up with a lot of bugs in a game the size of Skyrim, but that's a pretty terrible one, so I was understandably a bit unhappy.
So I talk to him and he asks where we should live. I respond Solitude and he leaves through the door of the dormitory, presumably to go to Solitude. I follow through the door to fast travel there.
And that's when the dragon descended on the college.
We consummated our marriage by killing a dragon together.
Haha this happened the first time I played also. I decided I'd kill the town cow, cause, well why not? I didn't realise it was sacred or something cause the whole town unanimously wanted to kill me... and succeeded.derelict said: