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0p3rati0n said:
Ok so I was sent home from school today because I puked (don't you just hate that?). I'm waiting on a bench in front of the school waiting for my dad to pick me up. He was taking a while to pick me up so I take out my Cell Phone to see if he sent me anything that was saying that he would take a while. But instead I get a text message from an anonymous person (i seriously don't know who it is) and the text said-

"Don't get any ideas of burning the house down"

So I'm going "What the hell!?" I was actually thinking of responding to the text and responding

"don't think about polar bears"

Just to mess with the person seeing how he was messing with me.

So if you responded to this person what would your text say to the person?
It sounds like it was a text from YOU from the FUTURE.

Little did you know, that text caused you to think about burning the house down... and so it happened.

AHHHHHHHHH
 

wolfy098

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Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :p
PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD
You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you
Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.
I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment
 

v3n0mat3

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Never gotten anything like that before. I've gotten chain letters, drunk/high texts from friends, but nothing beyond that. Huh, the other person probably just got the wrong number, I think.
 

Kinguendo

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wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :p
PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD
You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you
Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.
I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment
No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.

And what you said was bland.
 

wolfy098

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Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one :p
PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XD
You call yourself a comedy genius

I've seen diamonds less dense than you
Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.
I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...

and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment
No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.

And what you said was bland.
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep
 

Kinguendo

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wolfy098 said:
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
 

wolfy098

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Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.
 

Therumancer

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Hmmm, well it's probably someone you know with a wierd sense of humor, writing something in hopes you'll tell them later "you know while I was waiting to be picked up, I got this wierd message..."

Either that or your now cursed through your Cell Phone by evil spirits, black magic, demons, or some dude with advanced science sending brainwave signals to make you hallucinate. If this happens and in your last moments you get one of those cute japanese girls with the long hair, tell her to use some Shampoo and send her my way. >:)
 

Kinguendo

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wolfy098 said:
Evil Jak said:
wolfy098 said:
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...

One he quite obviously can't keep
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!

And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.
No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.