It sounds like it was a text from YOU from the FUTURE.0p3rati0n said:Ok so I was sent home from school today because I puked (don't you just hate that?). I'm waiting on a bench in front of the school waiting for my dad to pick me up. He was taking a while to pick me up so I take out my Cell Phone to see if he sent me anything that was saying that he would take a while. But instead I get a text message from an anonymous person (i seriously don't know who it is) and the text said-
"Don't get any ideas of burning the house down"
So I'm going "What the hell!?" I was actually thinking of responding to the text and responding
"don't think about polar bears"
Just to mess with the person seeing how he was messing with me.
So if you responded to this person what would your text say to the person?
You call yourself a comedy geniusEvil Jak said:PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XDwolfy098 said:HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one![]()
Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.wolfy098 said:You call yourself a comedy geniusEvil Jak said:PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XDwolfy098 said:HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one![]()
I've seen diamonds less dense than you
I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...Evil Jak said:Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.wolfy098 said:You call yourself a comedy geniusEvil Jak said:PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XDwolfy098 said:HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one![]()
I've seen diamonds less dense than you
Your high five is small.0p3rati0n said:
No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.wolfy098 said:I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...Evil Jak said:Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.wolfy098 said:You call yourself a comedy geniusEvil Jak said:PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XDwolfy098 said:HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one![]()
I've seen diamonds less dense than you
and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment
And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...Evil Jak said:No, what I said insulted you AND Dane Cook... it was a twofer.wolfy098 said:I had to leave, some people have things they need to do...Evil Jak said:Sorry but what I said was fantastic... THAT atrocity took you hours.wolfy098 said:You call yourself a comedy geniusEvil Jak said:PSH! You are the Dane Cook of comedy! XDwolfy098 said:HEY! Your fault for not knowing a comedy genius when you see one![]()
I've seen diamonds less dense than you
and that "atrocity" was far better than your lame narrow sighted comment
And what you said was bland.
Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!wolfy098 said:And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.Evil Jak said:Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!wolfy098 said:And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.
No, every joke isnt stolen... its an act that is widely frowned upon by comedians, they dont take stealing jokes lightly.wolfy098 said:No problem until the steals jokes bit. Every joke is stolen.Evil Jak said:Thats the entire point of an insult, it doesnt matter who it is. And yeah, I know who Dane Cook is... hence why saying "You are the Dane Cook of comedy." as an insult IS insulting!wolfy098 said:And he has still failed to notice that Dane cook is a very successful comedian and to insult him means he's set himself a pretty high profile...
One he quite obviously can't keep
And a bunch of people already know that Dane Cook is a rude, arrogant git who steals jokes.