Hm. You could knock at their door and ask them to be quiet. EVERY TIME. I do that to my neighbor who plays loud music.
Loud neighbours, what would you do? (Inventive suggestions time!)
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If you are going to do something you are gonna have to team up with the other neighbours and get them in on it too. Not easy to stand up to mob mentality, it's also easier to get picked off if you're just a lone target. Would also help build rapport with the other neighbours.
Go down there and ask if you can join in since it sounds like they're having so much fun. If they let you in, you might get free sex, if they don't, they might actually quiet down.
Haha... genius, this can't possibly fail.MasterOfWorlds said:
Ball gags don't always stop all the noise... and there are other noises as wellMasterOfWorlds said:
Ball gags wont stop all the noise but it's much more clear than giving them a rag and some duct tape. Self explanatory things are better.
As for the dude that said cannibal corpse, I did that once when the neighbors where drilling holes on their side of the wall at 10pm (started at 7 but I had to get up at that time anyways). It didn't make them stop but they DID work much faster, probably trying to drown out the death metal with their drill. Even though I had finicky neighbors (ha!) nobody in the building complained about my music.
Everyone beware, cannibal corpse might make it to an unscrupulous workplace near you!
As for the dude that said cannibal corpse, I did that once when the neighbors where drilling holes on their side of the wall at 10pm (started at 7 but I had to get up at that time anyways). It didn't make them stop but they DID work much faster, probably trying to drown out the death metal with their drill. Even though I had finicky neighbors (ha!) nobody in the building complained about my music.
Everyone beware, cannibal corpse might make it to an unscrupulous workplace near you!
Just as they get really into it, go down and knock on their door very loudly and urgently. Keep knocking until they break down and answer. Then just tell them everybody in the apartment complex knows what's going on, and it needs to quiet down.
Just go down, with loads of other people and start shouting through the door things like "go on!", "give it her good!".flakmagnet said:
Take some lines from Chris Rock ...
Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. Put a dick in her ear, dick in her ear. Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye. Blind the *****, blind the *****."
Go to 3:10 ...
Go to 3:10 ...
When I was a kid we had this problem in a duplex we were living in.flakmagnet said:
Anyways one of the things my dad did was purchase me a batman figurine which released this incredibly annoying sound effect that went on for a while. He then recorded it and placed his 4 tower speakers to the ceiling, at around 2-4 AM every night for a week he absolutely blasted the sound on repeat.
They moved out the following month.
Another neighbor refused to allow us to use the backyard to get to the alleyway to put out garbage and threatened to have their dog attack us so my dad placed a hit of blotter acid in a steak and fed it to the dog.
I had a girl next door who acted like that.
Best way to stop it is just to ask them in the hallway when other people are within earshot if they could be a wee bit quieter or if that isn't possible, if you can join.
Guaranteed bright red faces or good fun.
I had the red faces.
Best way to stop it is just to ask them in the hallway when other people are within earshot if they could be a wee bit quieter or if that isn't possible, if you can join.
Guaranteed bright red faces or good fun.
I had the red faces.
I had the same problem a couple of years ago..
My solution was to just go over to their door and super-glue a sound-pollution warning-sign to their door, with a note which explained my feelings for their fictional diety and their apparent devotion to it.
They got silent atleast..
My solution was to just go over to their door and super-glue a sound-pollution warning-sign to their door, with a note which explained my feelings for their fictional diety and their apparent devotion to it.
They got silent atleast..
Break in when they aren't home and set up hidden webcams and microphones...
...set up a PPV website
...sell copies to amateur porn DVD distributors
...Profit!
...THEN, when you've made enough $$$ send them the URL...
...set up a PPV website
...sell copies to amateur porn DVD distributors
...Profit!
...THEN, when you've made enough $$$ send them the URL...
The last time I had loud neighbors, I was in an apartment and they were partying at 3 am on Tuesday.
My roomate asks if he can borrow my speakers, I had no idea wtf was going on but I let him do it.
An hour later, he's set the speakers up at the door, turned them up to max, hooked his mp3 player up to it, and rickrolled all 62 of the other people in the building. He even went out on the stairs and started dancing, but quickly had to come back in because a mob was forming.
Of course, you could always try this too:
My roomate asks if he can borrow my speakers, I had no idea wtf was going on but I let him do it.
An hour later, he's set the speakers up at the door, turned them up to max, hooked his mp3 player up to it, and rickrolled all 62 of the other people in the building. He even went out on the stairs and started dancing, but quickly had to come back in because a mob was forming.
Of course, you could always try this too: