Love FAQ: Sex Doesn't Just Happen

[Paragon Fury]

Guy gets laid without even trying and is COMPLAINING about it!?

I have something for him:

Yeah, really. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?

Let me get the world's smallest cello out for you too. This is a god damn tragedy.

Uh, that's a violin. You've never seen M*A*S*H or Reservoir Dogs before, have you?

I have.

I was saying I'll get the get the world's smallest cello too, so that we can have 1/2 of the world's smallest string quartet.

Guy gets laid without even trying and is COMPLAINING about it!?

I have something for him:

Yeah, really. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?

Let me get the world's smallest cello out for you too. This is a god damn tragedy.

Spoken like a lonely, lonely teen on the internet.

Sex is awesome, but if you have sex and then get thrown aside - and you were expecting something more - it's not a fun situation to be in afterwards. Like I said in my previous post: I don't think the sex was the problem. The problem was he didn't know her intention was just sex.

I can see how that would hurt.

1: I'm not a teen.

2: Listening to him is kind of like listening to a dude complain that Starbucks got their lemonade iced tea wrong while you're stuck out in the desert for your 21st year.

 

[Belaam]

when two people have sex after just a few days or weeks of knowing each other, it indicates their relationship will be more casual and short-lived.

Good grief.

My wife and I had sex on our first date. In January of 2000. Married in 2003. First kid in 2008. Second in 2011. Marriage going fine.

Let's just say this is not a hard and fast rule you seem to have invented.

high school sucks, collage sucks (if your doing it right anyway), work sucks, life in general sucks

High School sucked at first, got better Senior year when the path out was clearer. First two years of college had a lot of painful learning experiences, but were overall great. Four years in the Air Force had a couple painful learning experiences, but was overall even better. Working a job I didn't like paid for a lot of fun things. Working a job I liked less to support us while my wife finished her degree was boring as I was at work or she was at school... but at least the WoW was good. Finishing my degree while she worked was fantastic - great classes and we were both home nights. Finally working at a job that I both love and that pays reasonably well is amazing beyond words. Life in general is awesome, though there are a few annoyances I am hopeful will fade with time.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Asking a girl out? or getting rejected?

Getting rejected.

I've seen girls actually berate guys for asking them out when they were apparently "clearly not interested."

Very true, that can be humiliating, but it's a chance you have to take, unless of course someone has a mind reading device, which I would love to have access too

That or you turn their angry tirade back on them by rather than looking humilliated, you give them a dissaproving stare, and say something along the lines of "Damn was I wrong about you"
or "I'll take that as a "no" then", if there's one thing that brought me from being afraid to ask any girl/woman out, to litterally approaching people in public and starting conversations and then getting phone numbers(on the bus, in the grocery store, mall, sometimes in the park) it was getting over the irrational fear of rejection and humiliation, after all, it doesn't harm you to be rejected, and when it comes down to it if you ask a girl out and she freaks out at you, isn't that just another sign that a relationship with her would be a BAAAAAD idea anyway?
Rejection is not a sign of whether or not you're acceptable, most times if a woman reacts in a highly negative way towards you it's a problem with HER, remember that.