Lucasfilm Working on Star Wars Cartoon for Preschoolers

[The_root_of_all_evil]

That age group would be at least into their 30's by now. And would have lots of responsabilities. They are people who will always say that nothing will be as good as the old films, and most likely wouldn't jump on anything new thats aimed at them.

Pass me that sledgehammer, it's more clumsy and random than a blaster.

 

[squid5580]

Well I have watched quite a few episodes of Marvel Super Hero Squad and I like it. They manage to put enough content in for a more mature audience as well as keeping it kid friendly. And how can you not like a show that has THE Stan Lee as the Superhero City mayor?

 

[syndicated44]

A is for Anakin, he's kind of emo
B is for Bounty Hunter, Boba and Bossk are some
C is for Clone, thats what Stormtroopers are
D is for Death Star, Its fully operational
E is for Ewok, their fuzzy and small
F is for Force, it is with you
G is for Galaxy, its far away
H is for Han, he doesnt fly solo
I is for Insane, thats what this letter is driving me to
J is for Jar-Jar, Mesa thinka yousa smarta
K is for Klingon, their not in Star Wars
L is for Leia, She is a Princess
M is for Metachlorian, I bet you cant pronounce that
N is for Naboo, Thats a planet somewhere
O is for Oxygen, you need that to breath
P is for Palpatine, he has one big ball
Q is for Quick, give me something that starts with it
R is for Toys R Us, where you can buy our stuff
S is for Sith, Skywalker is not this
T is for Tatooine, its where we begin
U is for Ugh, I'm running out if ideas
V is for Vader, He may be your father
W is for Wookie, Their big and hairy
X is for X-wing, their really cool
Yoda is for Y it is
Z is for Z-95 head hunter, thank you Google

And now that you know your Star Wars ABC's wont you say them with me?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

A is for Anakin, he's kind of emo
B is for Bounty Hunter, Boba and Bossk are some
C is for Clone, thats what Stormtroopers are
D is for Death Star, Its fully operational
E is for Ewok, their fuzzy and small
F is for Force, it is with you
G is for Galaxy, its far away
H is for Han, he doesnt fly solo
I is for Insane, thats what this letter is driving me to
J is for Jar-Jar, Mesa thinka yousa smarta
K is for Klingon, their not in Star Wars
L is for Leia, She is a Princess
M is for Metachlorian, I bet you cant pronounce that
N is for Naboo, Thats a planet somewhere
O is for Oxygen, you need that to breath
P is for Palpatine, he has one big ball
Q is for Quick, give me something that starts with it
R is for Toys R Us, where you can buy our stuff
S is for Sith, Skywalker is not this
T is for Tatooine, its where we begin
U is for Ugh, I'm running out if ideas
V is for Vader, He may be your father
W is for Wookie, Their big and hairy
X is for X-wing, their really cool
Yoda is for Y it is
Z is for Z-95 head hunter, thank you Google

And now that you know your Star Wars ABC's wont you say them with me?

AHAHa! Damn thats funny. And Z-95's are awesome.

 

[elderscrolls584]

Stupid. Star Wars fans around the world just died a little inside. That's just not cool. Freakin children's Star Wars. What the hell.

 

[SupabadMan]

I guess it's ok to introduce SW to young ones, but I was already going to do this without a useless cash-in.

 

[Flying Dagger]

WHY ARE THE FISTS AS BIG AS THEIR HEADS?!
It's like a million voices all cried out and then there was just silence...

 

[Fox242]

I'm a bit speechless. How in the hell can they expect this to grab the interest of pre-schoolers. Aye. Star Wars, what happened to you my friend?

Lucasfilm Working on Star Wars Cartoon for Preschoolers

I thought that's what the prequels were all about. ;-)

Excellent point. You too have grasped the meaning of the prequels...well, the first two at least. I thought Episode 3 was actually quite good.

 

[Raithnor]

Maybe Lucas is trying to create a new level of suck that makes the Star Wars: Holiday Special not seem as bad. Although, that would probably rip a hole in the universe.

 

[Olorune]

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

 

[paralost]

3 things really
1) this is a money grab? i thought episodes 1-3 were the money grab
2) finally so all those douche-bag "trendy" kids who decide its super-cool to wear backpacks and shirts with children's cartoon mascots at least it'll be something we all know.
3) 2012 huh... i always knew Lucas would bring forth the end of the world...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

No one is forcing (pardon the pun) anyone to watch it, what's the big deal?

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There is someone with a lot of time on his hands, but it was awesomely spent.

 

[TitsMcGee1804]

Franchisacide

 

[Carboncrown]

Imma go fill this new found emptiness inside me with ice cream.

 

[ejb626]

I think Darth Vader can speak for me

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

 

[zana bonanza]

zOh well, I don't think I'll watch it. Star Wars is just trying to appeal to all age groups

Thats what the Clone Wars is for.

But...but...not kids that are 4 years old. Yeah they need a show too

No they don't. You could show a four year old the original movies and they wouldn't understand a thing that was going on, but still be entertained thanks to the space ships and light sabers and whatnot. I was about that age when I first saw it.
I'm so gonna make my kids watch 'em with me.