LulzSec hacks Nintendo, takes control of the FBI, and challenges NATO

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Uh...massive update. Check the first post for details.

My friends...war were declared. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk]
 

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If the government shuts the Lulz Boat down, Obama saying "U mad, Bro?" would be the highlight of his career. Oh yes, even better than the time we got Bin Laden.

Personally I'm against what LulzSec is doing, but at least this will raise the bar for cyber security in the future.
 

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Shit just got real

It'll be interesting to see how FOX news deals with this.... no doubt loud music and violent video games are to blame for the United States Governments disturbing vulnerabilities to cyberterrorism.
 

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Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
 

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
Dude Google is a group you don't fuck with. Every hacker worth his salt knows to stay the fuck away from Google, you would never get away with it.
 

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Kopikatsu said:
What would attacking Google do?
Google is the world's largest internet resource. They have the best coders and hackers in the world working for them to keep everyone else out.

The only people that managed to attack and succeed in stealing information from Google were a group of professionals from China, but they weren't able to actually take over the system.
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
I'd guess it would get Lulsec's arse handed to them on a silver platter.
 

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Wow these guys are just going to destroy internet freedoms

and that video was just dumb

also: is it ironic that none of this is really "lulzy" at all?
 

Kopikatsu

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
Dude Google is a group you don't fuck with. Every hacker worth his salt knows to stay the fuck away from Google, you would never get away with it.
Edit 8: LulzSec's attack on Infragard Atlanta seems to be linked to this: http://www.linkedin.com/company/infragard-atlanta-members-alliance

So, yeah. Cyber security is pretty much a joke by this point.
Somehow, I don't think that Google could stop LulzSec. They've crossed well into the realms of 'FBI's most wanted (cyber) terrorist organization list'

ZeZZZZevy said:
Wow these guys are just going to destroy internet freedoms

and that video was just dumb

also: is it ironic that none of this is really "lulzy" at all?
Subjective, I'd reckon. They (and the people funding them. Seriously, STOP THAT!) find it funny enough.
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
Dude Google is a group you don't fuck with. Every hacker worth his salt knows to stay the fuck away from Google, you would never get away with it.
Edit 8: LulzSec's attack on Infragard Atlanta seems to be linked to this: http://www.linkedin.com/company/infragard-atlanta-members-alliance

So, yeah. Cyber security is pretty much a joke by this point.
Somehow, I don't think that Google could stop LulzSec. They've crossed well into the realms of 'FBI's most wanted (cyber) terrorist organization list'
There is a big difference between the FBI trying to catch you, and a private corporation whom is angry about potential profit loss. Google has has the tech to not only catch these guys but wrap them up in a pretty bow.
 

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Kopikatsu said:
Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Baneat said:
I'm willing to bet if they hack the FBI they won't get caught. People think the FBI are some gods of intelligence that can track down anything, but lulzsec aren't stupid enough to announce and do this unless they knew they couldn't be caught by it.
Someone should trick them into attacking Google or Homeland security. Then we will see who the fuck is laughing.

[sub]Or in the case "Water Boarding" >:D[/sub]
What would attacking Google do?
Dude Google is a group you don't fuck with. Every hacker worth his salt knows to stay the fuck away from Google, you would never get away with it.
Edit 8: LulzSec's attack on Infragard Atlanta seems to be linked to this: http://www.linkedin.com/company/infragard-atlanta-members-alliance

So, yeah. Cyber security is pretty much a joke by this point.
Somehow, I don't think that Google could stop LulzSec. They've crossed well into the realms of 'FBI's most wanted (cyber) terrorist organization list'
There is a big difference between the FBI trying to catch you, and a private corporation whom is angry about potential profit loss. Google has has the tech to not only catch these guys but wrap them up in a pretty bow.
Sony, X-Factor, and now Nintendo aren't private corporations who don't want to lose profits?
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Looks like someone is lining up a position as a newsteam member!

Seriously, thanks for keeping us up to date with this, the developments so far are interesting. But one has to wonder how long one can keep irritating the most powerful organisations in the world and stay upright.
 

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FFS at least Anonymous is doing something right

http://redtape.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/03/6781474-anonymous-says-it-hacked-iranian-government-email-server
 

Kopikatsu

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BGH122 said:
Kopikatsu said:
Looks like someone is lining up a position as a newsteam member!

Seriously, thanks for keeping us up to date with this, the developments so far are interesting. But one has to wonder how long one can keep irritating the most powerful organizations in the world and stay upright.
My punctuation isn't nearly up to that level yet.

I'm pretty much just stalking LulzSec's twitter, their website, and their affiliate sites, though. No real research involved. Never been to Kotaku, though, and that gets sourced alot...too late now, but I think I might pop in there for a bit tomorrow 'fore work...

That is a good question, though. How long indeed...then again, it's kind of like the military. Weapon technology will pretty much always be superior to defensive technology, since defense is reactive while weapons are proactive.
 

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Kopikatsu said:
ZeZZZZevy said:
Wow these guys are just going to destroy internet freedoms

and that video was just dumb

also: is it ironic that none of this is really "lulzy" at all?
Subjective, I'd reckon. They (and the people funding them. Seriously, STOP THAT!) find it funny enough.
I doubt they'll be finding it very funny when they find themselves lying in a cold jail cell. Because honestly I don't think NATO is gonna stand by and take this