Greetings.
Do you ever, in your spare time, think up entirely absurd things that are, for lack of a better term, insane? This, I suspect, (unless you relish normality like gold) is true on at least one occasion in your life. I, myself, take pride in being absolutely ridiculous on occasion, especially at times when it suits the timing. Because, as well as in comedy, timing is important.
I would like, therefore, to open discussion on the entirely silly and bizarre, involving both your take on the matter and...just anything notably crazy that comes to mind. Stories, conjectures, and opinions are welcome. And with that in mind, since I brought up timing, I shall inform you of the best method in which to make time run backwards.
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It is wildly believed, at times, that merely making a clock-face run counter-clockwise of its own free will is the indication that time will flow backwards. A preposterous notion! I scoff at it! *Scoff, scoff!* No, because that would be far too simple a task. I will, however, impart the knowledge of the proper procedure. You see, getting the arms of a clock-face to run backwards is only the tiniest step. What you need to do is reverse and backwardsify the face itself, so that the numbers are as a mirror-reflection to their original positions, thus backwards and read backwards as well. THEN, you make the clock run backwards, which is actually forwards, because you're starting up the reverse of the reversal from then you started this business. (This way, you don't have to gimmick up the gears, see.) Do this, and do not forget to turn the pendulum backwards and hang the clock itself backwards so that the face is facing the wall. Now, all you have to do is figure out a way to make the clock go "Kcot, kcit, kcot, kcit..." and you're done!
Simple, isn't it?
Do you ever, in your spare time, think up entirely absurd things that are, for lack of a better term, insane? This, I suspect, (unless you relish normality like gold) is true on at least one occasion in your life. I, myself, take pride in being absolutely ridiculous on occasion, especially at times when it suits the timing. Because, as well as in comedy, timing is important.
I would like, therefore, to open discussion on the entirely silly and bizarre, involving both your take on the matter and...just anything notably crazy that comes to mind. Stories, conjectures, and opinions are welcome. And with that in mind, since I brought up timing, I shall inform you of the best method in which to make time run backwards.
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It is wildly believed, at times, that merely making a clock-face run counter-clockwise of its own free will is the indication that time will flow backwards. A preposterous notion! I scoff at it! *Scoff, scoff!* No, because that would be far too simple a task. I will, however, impart the knowledge of the proper procedure. You see, getting the arms of a clock-face to run backwards is only the tiniest step. What you need to do is reverse and backwardsify the face itself, so that the numbers are as a mirror-reflection to their original positions, thus backwards and read backwards as well. THEN, you make the clock run backwards, which is actually forwards, because you're starting up the reverse of the reversal from then you started this business. (This way, you don't have to gimmick up the gears, see.) Do this, and do not forget to turn the pendulum backwards and hang the clock itself backwards so that the face is facing the wall. Now, all you have to do is figure out a way to make the clock go "Kcot, kcit, kcot, kcit..." and you're done!
Simple, isn't it?
